Hi I'm just here looking for sex

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JhonnyVegas, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    Doesn't matter with who really. ::) :-*
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I heard your mother was a filthy whore, that would fuck anyone for three dollars worth of crack. Good luck
     
  3. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    Well that's assuming you only last 3 minutes ;). She is a busy woman you know. ;D
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hurry up and post your casino spam so you can be banned
     
  5. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Maybe it's a relative of Fred's?
     
  6. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    or maybe its the return of my mom???????????
     
  7. phatboy

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    I gave her some crack and that bitch still hasnt left yet..... I ended up putting the dog's shock collar on her to keep her away from my weed.......
     
  8. tommy710

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    she was born with a collar on that will do fuck all.
     
  9. DrBungle

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    I don't even read Phatboy's post anymore. Damn you for drawing attention to it Tommy. I will now refer to you as T-bone.
     
  10. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Well im sorry for being me what can i say????
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    tommy, my offer stands, to pour molten glass in your asshole
     
  12. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    gee dwaine that sure is a tempting offer let me think about it.............................
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Dwaine is creating a bung-bong.


    *is it just me or does this weed smell like shit?*
     
  14. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    That has such a melodic ring to it! Bung-bong, a long, bung bong....!
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Welcome back, Dan!
     
  16. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    Dan? LOL LOL LOL LOL Why you call yourself Nursey? You ar Nure LOL
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    But he's right. Everyone must call me 'Nure' from now on. :-\
     
  19. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    How 'bout "NO"?
     
  20. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    See? The truth is funnier than fiction.
     

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