MY CURSE ON JUDGE FLORO

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    In case he missed it ....


    MY CURSE ON JUDGE FLORO 11/17/06

    I hereby place a curse on you, Judge Floro, by a real power - the power of CARING. As irritated as I am with you, I still CARE that you are not well, and I want you to get healing. The proof of the curse will come to you in this way -

    1 - Your sleep will become more and more erratic. Soon you will be exhausted when awake, yet sleep will not come.

    2 - Many people who care about you will come to you and ask you to please get help. They will volunteer to help in any way they can.

    3 - Your hygiene will deteriorate. Soon you will stop bathing and will stop caring for yourself. You will wear the same clothes or weeks without washing.

    4. You will hear voices telling you to hurt yourself or others. This is the surest sign that what I am saying to you is true.

    When these signs come to pass, you will then believe that I have cursed you with CARING, and you will seek medical help for your illness. If you do this you will live and will be able to work and be productive. If you resist, you have doomed yourself to misery.

    You have been Cursed with CARING Judge. It's on it's way, and will arrive at your door today. You cannot resist it, for it is much more powerful than you. You Dwarf friends cannot protect you from it, because it is a force they do not themselves have.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    typical Christian response: believe like I do, or I'll beat you.
     
  3. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I disagree with telling a potential paranoid schizophrenic you have placed a curse on them.
     
  4. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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  5. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    In case Barry misses it:
    Dan just surpassed Barry at his own practice.
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Unless you are all take the time to read all the exchanges we have had, this probably will not make sense.

    Judge needs help badly.
     
  7. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    We all do, baby.

    That's why we're here.
     
  8. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Not me! I'm here TO help.
     
  9. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You're here because you heard that the drink were free. You would leave, but you can't seem to find the door.
     

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