<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee: HAHAHA!!.. did you have to stop typing (one handed of course) intermittently to push your glasses back up? i've waited ages to see some amateur erotic torture fiction... still waiting....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, fucker I guess you'll continue to wait.I think I found a place to stay for awhile. I'm just as desensitized to this kinda shit as you all are. It should be fun...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: I think you may have mistaken me for someone else,Disorder,I am Nursey,and i fuck Pimp...i am 'friends' with no-one here as far as i'm aware... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll be your friend!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee: no!! fuck you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thankyou baby!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Klinko: I think I found a place to stay for awhile. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I thought you said <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote in another post... So what's this shit about 'finding' a place to stay now?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Klinko: LMAO! I think I rattled you, hehe, good. I told you friend I am here to have a good time. Nothing you say will deter me. Now let's have some fun. I dreamt about you last night. You and I were in a dark room on a circular bed. We were both naked and erect. You told me you like to be shit on. You laid down and I put a big corn filled turd on your forehead. You proceeded to smear my fecal matter all over yourself as you sucked my dick. I came so hard that you gagged and vomited. You asked me to feed it to you. I did as you tried to fist yourself. I pulled out a knife and cut you from neck to nut. Spreading your insides all over the bed as you died screaming in pain. I then stuck my dick into your empty torso and shot another load all over your spine as I kissed your dead lips. I must say you are an adventurious little mofo. I hope this is a reoccurring dream, friend. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow, sometimes even those basic human lifeforms astound me.. 2001 springs to mind...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: fine.. hmmph .. i'm not letting you fuck my eye socket again <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awwwww!...but i did warn you that i go around indiscriminately shoving my cock into any compliant fucky-sockets that present themselves to me-don't start getting all clingy and emotional about it for fuck's sake!
and i thought the dog looked kinda peculiar, damn i shoulda guessed there and then..why didn't i read the signs!?*slaps head*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Cheap Pulp Fiction by Darknessallaroundme: thinking in my head wondering wandering im going to die soon im going to kill what is rightfully meant to be killed. i will search for my next victim. search the streets for the right girl, a pretty girl, one that i can savor. this death is going to be what i need. I get her into my car, it wasnt easy, but i did. I took her back to my place, a dirty apartment on the third floor. I took her inside, i can see the fear in her eyes. "is this real". Is the the way it should be. Yse, sacrifice the innocent, that is the way of life i have chosen. For i have been chosen to die also, and i blame god for infecting me with this "disease". And to pay him back i must slughter what is good, what he creats, the innocent girls who have lives and families. The ones that have a reason to live, i must kill them all, for god has taken his last life. I take the girl to the middle of the woods, trees surround us for miles. Shes trying to scream but the tape has silenced her. Her only emotion showing was the tears rolling down her soft cheeks. Shes such a pretty girl, its too bad god has not been good to me, so i will not be good to his people. I find two trees about three feet away from each other. I put one of her arms on one tree, and stab my knife into her palm. I do the same with the other hand. Now she stands before me, like a cucafix, like jesus took his punishment, you shall take yours. I remove the tape off her mouth and kiss her on the lips, stare into her eyes. She seems so fightened, so scared that i can see her shaking. the blood that can some out of a human body is unreal. I whisper into her ear "jesus hates you. hw wants you to suffer. I stab my other blade into her leg, she cries out in pain, i close my ears as not to listen. I turn around and run, leaving the poor girl to suffer, just like jesus, just like the way it should be. And i know this will not be the last, not until jesus brings death upon me so i can face him myself. --------------------------------------- And i stare into her eyes, her skin as soft as silk, i realize that this girl has only minutes left to live. She doesnt know it yet, but i must fulfill my addiction. I take her to the dining room where i offer her some wine, and she accepts. "Nice lookin place you got here, looks like a tornado came through." I take her into my bedroom. I lay her on the bed and kiss her softly on the lips. "I love you" she says to me, but i just stare. She's so pretty, so attractive, but i must overlook that. I must kill her. i NEED to kill. I tie her arms to the bedpost, she smiles at me with the softest lips, no idea whats about to become of her. I tie her legs to the bottom of the bed. I go into the kitchen to look for something to use......something to sacrifice her with. I look in the drawer, and find the butcher knife. I return into the bedroom, turn off the lights, and kneel next to the bed. I was ready to do this, but in the back of my head something is telling me to stop. But its God i blame, I have wished for death for years, and i dont want to bring it upon myself. I ask the lord to send death to me, and im still here. What the fuck is wrong with you!?! I hate god, and i will destroy his people. Maybe he gave me this addiction, wants me to suffer, killing beautiful girls everyday of my life. I kneel beside the bed where she is now crying, and begin my prayer. "Dear Lord, all that i ask for is for you to end my life, end this pain and sorrow youve givin to me. I will bring death upon the innocent if you dont bring death upon me. Now i shall slay this poor girl, and may the lord accept her into his world, unlike he has done for me." I stab the knife directly into her chest, her screams fill the room and the blood gushes out....the only thing i feel now is hope.......hope that the lord will finally bring death upon me. I will sit here for a day or so, with this corpse next to me, hand in hand, and if death does not reach me, i shall kill again. I will sacrifice as many lives as i have to, and no one can know. The cops cant find me. They dont even know i exist. I grab the hand of the almost dead body, she twitches every couple seconds, probably the shock of being stabbed. I continue to hold her hand until she eventualy dies. Then i hide the corpse in my cellar, underneath somerocks and brick. There must be about thirty of them rotting away. Thirty innocent lives because one man cant be free. ---------------------------------------- I get into my car, satisfied at the death i just caused. I smile to myself and drive away, looking for my next victim. This one wasnt enough, didnt fulfill my hunger, my addiction. Her blood stained my clothes and hands and i could still smell her perfume. I pull into an allyway where i see a young girl, maybe 12 or 13 years old. perfect. Young deaths are more satisfying, more exciting. I get her into the car, it wasnt easy, but i did. Shes crying and screaming at the top of her voice for help. Nobody can hear us. I drive to the woods where my last victim was slaughtered. I take her out of the car and show her the girl, still alive, hanging like a crucafix. She has grown skinny from lack of food, and im sure shes gonna die soon. "It's time to sacrifice you to the evil" i whisper to her. Shes crying and begging me to stop, but i remove all her clothes.....and stab one of her arms into the same tree. I can see her trembling, and the fear in her eyes. Her hair was golden like the sunshine on a bright day. Her pale blue eyes stared, in fear, at the girl hanging next to her. I took her other arm and stabbed it into a tree about four feet away, causing her arms to stretch farther than theyre meant to be. This one is special i can see. This one will lead me to god. This one will help me escape from my nightmare. I go back to my car and get the gas can out of the trunk. I say a prayer as i spill gasoline all over the delicate bodies of the girls. "Shall Jesus protect you after death. If he shall not, than you shall burn for eternety in hell!" I light a match and toss it into the shirt of the women, flames erupt suddenly. I sit and watch in satisfaction as the bodies burn and wither away. The screams are so loud, so intense, it makes me want to run away. But i must watch, for this is my addiction, my hungre. After there is nothing left but ashes, i fall to my knees and beg for God to take my life away. I beg him to stop the pain and suffering that he has brought upon me. But he will not, and for this i hate God, and i will continue to kill, continue to fulfill my addiction.......until death pays me a visit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Original Drivel by darknessallaroundme: The demon's closing in on me, staring me directly in the eyes, ready to strike at any moment. I realize that he is about to attack so i run. I run farther and farther, without looking back, until i can no longer breath. I turn back slowly, just to see the wretched face staring at me still. I hold back my tears, trying not to show fear, for i know this is all a nightmare, i know this thing cant hurt me. But i continue to run from the beast,this time looking back, watching it get closer and closer. There is no way im going to outrun this thing. I stop and it stops directly in front of me, staring at me again. "what do you want?" i scream to it. "i am your nightmare,your darkness, i am the thoughts and the angre you hold back. All of your hate and crime is what made me your god." I take out my knife and take a stab right to the demons heart, but it smiles and continues to live."You cannot kill the past, i am your wrong doing, and now your gonna pay." The demon removes the blade form his chest and grins. "Welcome to the dark side , your time is now" He stabs me directly in the chest, the blood starts spilling, my intestines unravling, and my vision gets blurred again. i fall backwards onto the ground and the demon kneels beside."you shall be my next meal" it says with fury. I can feel his teeth digging into my stomach....tearing away at the muscle and drinking the blood. The pain is so unreal, so intense, death would be better fate. It walks away, leaving me alive to suffer, half of my insides eaten away, and i lay here with confused thoughts, what could've jsut happened, before i drift away to death.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Accurate rewording by Nursey: ...asking again and again...'what happened just there!?!!...i've just had this horrible creature smiling and continuing to live after i just stabbed it...and its !TEETH!...oh GODand..that SMILE!!!Then the rest of the sickening ordeal came back to me!Yes-I remembered the moment when the BEAST -stabbing wildly at my chest with his hideous silvery skinned pointy phallus,grunting 'WOOOO!!WOOOO!!YOU ARE A ONE!!!OOOOH!!I DO LIKE YOOoOOO!!!'...then the creature-kneeling beside me,flicks me on my side and starts to 'eat out' my 'innards' with it's long adept furry tongue.'YOUR TIME IS NOW-DUCKSY-YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT!!!!!*GIGGLE*''...As i lie there subordinating myself to this rank,filthy,yet strangely handsome monster...i find myself panting...heaving...and feeling myself torn...yes-torn...an ever widening chasm opening up that coincides with noxious gases being released from the very bowels of my being...'EEEEEEEK!!-OOOOOH!*GIGGLE GIGGLE*NAUGHTY BOY!!...the BEAST shrieks...and then it DAWNS ON ME!!!YES!!!I am ~enjoying~ this evil...HAHAHAAAAAA...enjoying the sense of my 16 yr old dudeness being devoured hungrily by this flouncing,eager cum-dollop from HELL YES-enjoying it...but-no...wait...what about all the promises from jesus?Jesus on his cucafix...awwww...damn...and all my dude pals-would they approve of my newfound taste for demonic probings?The torment was shortlived as i suddenly become overcome with an experience like no other...the BEAST...continuing to make contented gurgly grunting sounds firmly fixes its long muscular proboscis in one particular area of my innards and now very enthusiastically moans in delight....my body is now overcome by demonic possession...i start to judder and squirm...clasping wildly at the BEAST'S hairy head...dementedly flinging my hips from side to side...UNTIL...(OH MY GOD!!!)...(MOMMA PLEASE DON'T WALK IN JUST NOW!!!! DARK SIDE IS NOW MY HOME...AND THE TOILETS HERE ARE ALWAYS FULL...I NEED NEVER BE AFRAID OF BEING LAUGHED AT BY THE CHICKY DUDES AGAIN...HERE I AM ALWAYS GREETED BY SATANS HUNGERING HORDES...AND I AM AT ONE WITH THIS EVIL...UNLIKE WHEN I WAS WITH THOSE CHICKS WHO LAUGHED AT MY SPOTS...THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MOCKED-OH NOOOO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA........ THE BEAST <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
it's called grammar. A lovely little device you can use, especially when you post really long-ass paragraphs that only extremely bored people would read in the first place.
yes and it's called a QUOTE, we use them to relay what somebody else has already posted.... i take it you would like me to correct some other shit skulled neck fuckers masturbatory fantasies to make it easier for you to assimilate??... why the fuck would i do that??... i think the feeble grammar and sloppy spelling say just as much about the mind behind such marvellous prose, as the cliched content... and i think nursey's editing skills, which i also quoted unedited, show a remarkable insight into the subconscious fantasies that drive minds into writing such drivel... if you want to look clever, go play around in spunky69, or i_dont_think's threads
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: it's called grammar. A lovely little device you can use, especially when you post really long-ass paragraphs that only extremely bored people would read in the first place. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Spunky and I_dont_rank are positively colourful,animated and bright next to this smug,boring mousy little cunt...i think methinks would be more at home in a nice, sensible,mature thread along with Sane and Freebird...
godDamnit, i always do that..grrr wah. there we go sigh. come on..make fun of me for that..i know it's comin'
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote I WANT YOU BECAUSE I'M A REPULSIVE FELCHY-BREATHED ANAL DELINQUENT!!! [/B][/QUOTE] LMAO! I think I rattled you, hehe, good. I told you friend I am here to have a good time. Nothing you say will deter me. Now let's have some fun. I dreamt about you last night. You and I were in a dark room on a circular bed. We were both naked and erect. You told me you like to be shit on. You laid down and I put a big corn filled turd on your forehead. You proceeded to smear my fecal matter all over yourself as you sucked my dick. I came so hard that you gagged and vomited. You asked me to feed it to you. I did as you tried to fist yourself. I pulled out a knife and cut you from neck to nut. Spreading your insides all over the bed as you died screaming in pain. I then stuck my dick into your empty torso and shot another load all over your spine as I kissed your dead lips. I must say you are an adventurious little mofo. I hope this is a reoccurring dream, friend.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: oh wah.(duh) you have to admit thats a helluva lot of shite to wade through.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh he wrote a lot more than that... a regular charles dickens... somebody accused him of plagiarism... to which he retorted... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme: that is all my work. im actually a writer but i write gory shit. i can only write when im stoned cause thats when my mind gets crazy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and i certainly believe him.. because as i pointed out at the time.... if you were gonna steal someones work and claim it as your own.. you'd at least steal something good... that stuff looks like the shite you'd find at the bottom of a third-rate pulp fiction writers waste paper basket
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally pointed out by Pimp~fucha-Tookee: that stuff looks like the shite you'd find at the bottom of a third-rate pulp fiction writers waste paper basket[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yup..your typical cliched tripe, goth style.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Thanks for the rewrite, pal.........Small nunaces make the world go around. You should remember that.
well nursey, who's got her continuity heasd on tonight.... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: *Pats Klinghole's head whilst smiling fondly with head tilted to one side*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> jesus.. i fucking hate it when you do that condescending shit, well, when you do it to me anyway
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Klinghole: Hmmmmmm, you and I will get along famously despite all your spelling mistakes. Lets not forget this magical encounter, friend: I had you hanging upside down over water. Your hands bound tightly behind your muscular back. Your arms strain, the muscles stretch the skin as you struggle. I can hear you moaning from behind your gagged mouth. I can feel my cock beginning to swell. You writhe in agony as my whip slashes your bare skin. Spilling your blood into the water. It turns a crimsom red with every movement of the whip. When I think you have had enough pain, I pull out the salt (*peers over*Hmmm!what else you got in those bags of shopping?). Pouring its granulated goodness (mmmmm-MMMM!) all over your blood glistened body. Your screams almost send me into orgasm.(where did my gag go?) I pull the cord and let your body fall hard into the water. The water splashes all over me. I can taste you in the water. Sweetness.(awww-sweetie-but you have to admit,a bit salty too) Your head breaks the surface of the water and you gasp feverishly for air against the gag(ahh there it is) . None is coming, you begin to panic. Fearing death, but sweetie i won't let you die just yet. We have just begun. I pull you from the water and suspend you back into the air.(LOOK FOR FUCKS SAKE...MAKE UP YOUR MIND! The blood trickles down you body, dripping from your feet into the water. I wait and watch you bleed. The terror in your eyes is so erotic. The water turn a deep red. Just as you are about to pass out I cut you down. Your body falls limp to the floor(OI!!!WHERE DID ALL THE WATER GO???) ...LOOK I'M SORRY! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GRAB MY EARS AND FUCK MY MOUTH LIKE PIMP DOES WHEN THIS HAPPENS?)[/b] Your last breath blows acrossed my ballsack, tickling the hairs. ("pwffffffffffffffffff") I laugh... as I come into your dying mouth.HAHAHA...AAAAAAH...AAAAAAH....HAHAHA....HAHAHA...AAAAAAAH....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH....HAHAHAHAHHAA....AAAAAH....AHHHHHH.....ERRRR.....HMMMMM<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OHHHHHH Klingyringhole!!!!You are another entertaining little specimen to have around...i'm glad you came along to keep us all amused while our special little pet forum retard Spanky is away on holiday! *Pats Klinghole's head whilst smiling fondly with head tilted to one side* Now fuck off and play will ya-I'm starting to get sick of the sight of that ecstatic,grateful expression on your face.
