Just enlisted in the Marines

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by smurfslappa, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Got a 96 on my ASVAB. I'll be a Fire Support Man.
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Suicide Bomb Catcher.....
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Joe will be so proud of you.
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Good job smurf. Enjoy the benefits and keep you head down.
     
  5. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Do vets get free health insurance for the rest of their life or does it have to do with percentage connected and what ever.
     
  6. Joeslogic

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    Well Smurf that’s great you can get your head on straight for 14 weeks of boot camp concentrating on things like Marine Corps history, spit-shining those boots, wondering what a full 5 hours of sleep would feel like, ect.

    After boot camp infantry training school for you. Get that far and I will start calling you a Marine logon to Fugly 363 days from now and we can toast the Marine Corps birthday.

    If I ever see some Mexican marine on some morning talk show or news documentary talking about how you believe the government used you as a guinea pig to test new nerve agents. And although they deny it when they know it’s true. Then I'll know the Nursey types got inside your head and freaked you out.
     
  7. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Nerve agents?! Secret tests?!? Sign me up!!!
     
  8. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I can picture it already...
     
  9. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    *snickers*
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    call me old fasioned, I was picturing more of this:

     
  11. smurfslappa

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    Actually Dwaine, you were my inspiration. I didn't want to be like you when I grew up, but saw that I was, so I enlisted. Better to get blown up in war than veg in front of a computer for the rest of my adult life.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    when is the end of the world supposed to happen again?
     
  13. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Some time while I'm in the Marines. Hoo-ah.
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    "mmmMMMMmmm...raping and pillaging"
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I really apologize for the natives I live with. You can dress them up, but can't take them anywhere.
     
  16. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    That is the most sane thing you have ever said Smurf.
     
  17. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I don't know. They are likely to start pulling troops out soon. The military probably isn't that bad. People respect them, chicks like the uniform, great benefits including free health care for the rest of your life, lot's of changes in scenery.
     
  18. smurfslappa

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    Hey now Barry, I've said some pretty sane stuff about all that scientific crap I was trying to show you but you just didn't understand it.
     
  19. ucicare

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    Right :roll: Silly me.
     
  20. ucicare

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    Oh by the way Smurf, I hope that I am wrong about you being whacked, and i hope you do fine in the Marines.

    You are a good guy, and I hope things go well for you there. It could be a great career opportunity. Keep us posted how things go. I am actually happy for you and wish that you get through basic training alive.
     

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