im awake

I just farted so hard, it woke me up from a dead sleep

 

Thanks for sharing Dwaine. I can smell it from here.

 

I love it when that happens!

It's even better when it wakes the neighbors, too...

 

Harlan woke up too and started crying, he thought it was an earthquake... thanks a lot you fuck-o.

 

That wasn't why he was crying Schmed.

He told me about the trick with the soap. Shame on you.

 

I'm awake too, although it would be easier if I were asleep. My bf has his kid this weekend and I have tried my best to avoid the whole ordeal. It's pretty shitty because it is MY house. I just peed in a bowl in my bedroom so I wouldn't have to go out into the hall (to go to the bathroom... I don't piss in the hall). How fucked up is that?!

I can't help it. I don't want kids in my house. Hell, I really don't want anyone in my house.

Its times like these when I REALLY miss being single.

 

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You'll make any excuse to avoid putting my ballz in your avatar, won't you? ;

 

Uh oh...i knew it was only a matter of time before Nauseous turned into a female Howard Hughes.

 

I don't have syphilis.... do I? :shock:

And Lomo, WTF?

 

His potato chip bag.

 

Canine - wow, you jumped right in on that one... did you have that page bookmarked?

If you want to see some more, just PM me...

 

Make sure you check your PMs regularly then, big boy. :wink:

 

Whoops. Missed that thread.

Those really yours?

 

no they are mine...

 

FAGGGGGDSSSSS

 

I don't see any incisions in them.

 

juggle them in your mouth, you'll find it