Oh shit...how did Dan know about my penchant for visual cortex stimulating 'neuro-porn'? I feel so dirty now.
This could quite possibly be the dumbest post I have ever read. Are you inferring that Barry would call sexual assault on a patient counseling, or are you simply stating that by adding quotes it makes it more official sounding? Headee, could you please take over dans account? At least then the post would make more sense.
It's a shame to see the main site stripped of all its original character (it's like a strip-lit shopping 'mall' now), the forums being the only place where any of that character still exists. Which i suppose might be the reason why you still haven't put a link to them on the main page? Are you now just waiting for us to one by one give up posting here, or are you going to quietly smother us one night with a pillow?