FUGLY! You owe me a dollar!

One of the places I visited during my trip to the Keys was this nifty place called "No Name Pub," on Big Pine Key. Nice place, and they have an interesting decor - dollar bills. Everywhere. Walls, ceiling, etc... People sign their names or draw something on a dollar bill, then staple-gun it to the building itself. So, directly above the part of the bar that you see when you first walk into the joint is this:



Here's the elusive Lomo enjoying something on tap:



Richie Rich and I, hammered, at about noon the first morning spent there:



A couple days later, when we took the wimmen out for some wings and brew, Richie has a dizzying experience:



You'd think she would use her own dollar, but noooo...



So Jeff, howsabout that dollar, eh?

 

Plastic beer glasses.

Mmmm ... classy.

 

we have to do that in amerocan bars, because we know how to use glass as a weapon.

 

i can vouch for that.... still have 4 hickey looking scars on my neck that conveniently converge into a bottle shape

 

ALL bars have plastic glasses? Shit, bummer.

We have to drink from plastic at big gigs and sports events, but a quiet bevvie at my local always comes from an icy cold glass.

 

No, most bars here use glass(99.9%). The real high-society bars use plastic cups here and there...but only for presidents/queens/kings
/high ranking government officials/ and the such... and some other suches...and maybe those two guys sitting at the end of the bar right now...yea those guys. We dream of using plastic cups at bars here in America. You glass cups in yer bar motherfuckers don't know how good you have it!

 

Thier you go, spilling our democratic secrets on the in-tard-web, where any communist can get a one-up on us. You fucking subvert

 

I made the opposite of sense in that last one anyways. So die already.

 

Schmed: You want answers?
Chester: I think I'm entitled.
Schmed: You want answers?
Chester: I want the truth.
Schmed: You can't handle the truth!

 

I went to this shitty bar once that sold beer in cans. Talk about redneck.


"The Silver Bullet" only get beer in cans, if someones carrying around a bottle they got it out of their truck.

"The Wooden barrel" A guy shot his bartender/wife in the parking lot.

"The American Legion" the best place to get cold beers, in frozen glass with some of the oldest war veterans you can find, and damn can they drink....the VFW here has cold beer as well but a lot less people, the legion has karaoke and darts, so something to do while drinking very cold, fresh beer.

 

My ex's mom used to always call the VFW "Very Few Whites."

 

Really? Ours is exactly the opposite.....



.......that's what I like about the south......

 

I never joined. I don't know if they're ready for Iraqi Freedom noobs to infiltrate yet.

 

I started going with my wifes uncle. We have a blast. I even got felt up by a chick with no teeth!!!! Rock on!!!! :shock:

 

Hey, if she were 3-feet tall with a flat head to put your beer on, she'd be alright.

 

I never understood why she called it that, as it was mostly whites there all the time...