Well I'm sure this idea at this point has been done over and over, but the first 'ween after Sept 11th 2001 we all were joking around as to the best way to use the attack to get beat up in Madison Wisconsin and my buddy Jethro decided he wanted to dress up like on of the towers with a clothes hanger or something of the sort straightened out off of him with a toy airpplane attached to it pointed at him. At this point I'm sure thats been done and more extreme etc etc , but at the time we all just stared at him and wished him good luck, then laughed liked morons. Check out what you can google for overall total moronics on halloween riots in the US though under Madison Wisconsin, that town gets amazingly crazy for a small city of roughly 400,000 people... and since I am talking about crazy shit going down in a relativly small city in WI, check out the Armstrong bombings that occured there (Madison)in 1970. I have a book called "RADS" about it (which I will google and paste the link to right after this post too) but for such a small town some crazy shit has gone down there....
Dress up as a used Tampon Lots of cotton balls Shipping tape and Ketchup and don't forget the string.
You may as well forget about it and just go with the crowd. Everyone is going to be the Crocodile Hunter this year. There are going to be mass crocodile hunter wrastling matches. If you really wanted to go all out you could kill one and bring it with you or wrap yourself in a stingraY.
You could always wrap yourself in a bunch of the fake 'spider web' stuff, then pin little people and animals to your body and go as hurricane katrina....
Don't you know that was 2003. This is 2006. You would look like a total dumbass if you wore that shit. The whole point of Halloween costumes is to make fun of some shit that happened that particular year. That's like going to the party dressed like a Indian. At least if you dress as a cop you can come in waving your flashlight like a baton and shining 200 watt flashlight in people's face. But it better danm well look like a cop outfit or you will be considered gay. Like a member of the village people.
Don't listen to Fake Dan. Change the costume from a Priest to Foley then make the kid look like a page and you are relevant to the year.
That picture reminds me of a joke I know: Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. Dress her up as an altar boy.
I was thinking about changing it around a bit - incorporate that costume into a Michael Jackson outfit perhaps... Glue a monkey to my back and call him Bubbles...
