My new neighbor has a big, dumb dog chained up in the backyard. I sit on my back porch and give it the "come here, boy!" whistle and watch it run to the end of it's chain. It works about every time if you wait about five minutes after the dog regains consciousness before whistling again. Lately, the dog has become a little wiser. I am now prepping him for the big "final yank" by adding a 6' section to his chain, which allows him to reach my yard. I have been whistling for him, and then feeding him steak scraps when he comes running for several days now. Tomorrow I remove the 6' foot extension.
Why not replace it with a stretch of bungi cord? He won't just stop, he'll sling back into his own yard.
The dog would probably 'seem to enjoy' a large bowl of antifreeze too, you asshole. You're supposed to be some kind of a therapist? Do you toy with your patients like this too? Maybe you could hide a tape recorder in your office next time one of the real whackos is in there and make him think he hears voices. That'd be a laugh riot, wouldn't it?
I get the feeling Jacky has been closely watching Barry with an eye to taking his coveted position as alpha bald, middle aged fatty of fugly forums. This could be interesting...
My goodness JackE, do you REALLY think that I would do something like that? My neighbor has no dog. I have never hurt anything except fireants and the feelings of liberals. When I get bored I just make up stuff and write it. Get a grip. This whole forum is a fantasy land.
