Where did dan go? I miss that sum bitch

He was the only thing that kept me from spending my life savings on an overdose of crack, cocaine, morphine, and crystal meth in a big ole coke from mc d's :cry:

 

Well, theres no time like the present.

 

Isnt that an occult magasine with ties to the reformed church of satan ?

 

I think Dan may have had a momentary brush with sanity.

 

Could he have tried to represent a "reader" of his posts ? A "reader" helped to stay on the straight and narrow by doctor danophil.

There have been theories that he is a doctrophile rather than a doctor, and his use of words could suggest that.

 

Yo one to six to three I get more pussy than a toilet seat.

 

Dan, who?

 

I always figured you for someone who'd date girls that couldn't sit correctly on a toilet seat . .

 

I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!

 

I always figured you for a turd burglar.

 

well maybe not. I think you might be the catcher.

 

I think your humor suits you..

 

are you sure you can call what you do thinking?

 

I can even think it. . (without moving my lips. .watch and learn)

 

Well if you are thinking about me I think that makes you gay. I'm not thinking about you that's for damn Sure. What happened to dan anyway?

 

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

slaps spoon to try to get him back to his senses......

 

Indeed. . Thinking about other people makes you gay ..
..
right. .

I think swallowing other another man's jizz and liking it makes you gay. .

And you are thinking about me.. you have no choice. . .*queer*

 

What if you'd been served it up at a high quality restaurant, and didn't realise what it was?

 

Depends if you like it or not . . but seriously. .the koran states that it is okay to eat pork if you are not aware it is pork . . so draw your own conclusions . .

 

i just knew you'd give yourself an "out".