Sudden DRASTIC living arrangement change fell into my lap...

Question: Do I have the word SUCKER tattoo'd on my forehead?

OK, so this woman, the same one that I was planning to wed a few months ago, the same one I took to the Florida Keys (damn, I forgot all about those pictures... soon, I promise), the same one I posted a picture of here - you get the picture - calls me up today while I'm out and about, informs me that she's just been kicked out, and wants to know if she can live with me for "a few days"...

This is going to be verrrrrrry interesting. :shock:

 

Do yourself a favor, and don't let her move in, it will not be healthy nor benefical for your mental health, stress level, and overall happiness. While I can sympathize with her dilema, "few days" is really not going to sort anything out.

 

Re: Sudden DRASTIC living arrangement change fell into my la

Sucker. :roll:

 

indeed. :shock:

 

Well, I had her over earlier, I thought this was going to be it - the end of my nighttime independence, but as it turns out, she just needed to use the computer to fill out an online application, and doesn't have to be out of the house tonight (all her shit is there, of course).

Points to ponder:

• She's recently lost her job (the one that she's had for almost a year, a fucking record, given her history).
  
• Currently, we're no longer 'a couple' - but still treat each other as if nothing's changed. Blows the mind, I tell ya.
  
• She has no driver's license, but is going to get one soon - she's been given a minivan to drive, but we've got to get her licensed and ready to drive before turning her loose.

We'll see just how well this works out tomorrow, as that should be the first night where the burden is entirely mine.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this may be my last night of complete freedom (for a while, at least)...

:shock: :? (what the fuck have I gotten myself into?) :? :shock:

 

I'd keep a distance. Are you going to be "friend" "hubby" or "daddy" to this woman? No job, no license, no crib; she sounds a little needy right now. It's good to be there for a friend but beware of what your role is in this predicament.

 

Lomo,

Nice guys finish last. Don't be a nice guy in this situation. Wash your hands of this before it get's worse. There is nothing concrete in the history you have posted above. A bunch of would, should, and could. Don't let her manipulate you.

 

It's a sad fact that men completely lose their ability to be rational when the potential for frequent sex enters the room.

Should I ever make it to heaven, I want an explaination from the creator on this glitch.

RUN, Lomo, RUN!

Not a chance is there?

 

What glitch. . . Look at your anatomy.. look at hers . .. You were made for each other . . Basic biology. . now go out there and screw that worthless piece of trash ..

 

tell her yes, if you can keep her in a golf club bag, with her face, facing your crotch, with her mouth open so you can fuck her face, and push her around like an upright vacuum all the time. fair trade

 

Damn Dwaine, you need a steady girlfriend. Lay off the hookers and crack 'hos and ask a nice looking coed for a date.

Take her to the Melting Pot. (It's a fondue place.) Resist the urge to dunk her head in the hot oil. Instead, strike up a witty and meaningful conversation. Hold her hand and gaze into her eyes while you talk. Buy her that second glass of Chardonay. Take her back to your place and have a dessert dish that you prepared JUST for her. Smile often.

DO NOT KILL HER after dessert. I think that is were you are making the big relationship mistake. You need a SECOND DATE to really start building a meaningful realtionship.

If you get through the first date, call me for some second date pointers.

Barry

 

Either that or strip her down naked and duck tape her hands and feet to a skate board. Stick a tennis ball in her mouth, And roll her into a closet just pull her out every once in a while to fuck her doggy style and maybe hose her down with a garden hose and roll her back in.

Just kidding actually please do not do that.

 

I'll bet you $1000 that's not the way she sees it. :shock:

 

Jesus Christ, guys...where's the fucking deceny? So this girl is a bit down on her luck...as if all of you rise above it, hovering, in the crystalline wonder of your loftiness; think for a moment: she's vulnerable.

Me? I'd dump the Chump.

 

Dammit Sam, you're right!

Of course Lomo should take advantage of her!

Thanks for clearing that up. :wink:

 

I say just keep it honest if Lomo feels that he is being taken advantage of, and ends up having her stay there. Inevitably the sex part starts all over again. A few weeks turn into a few months. A dysfunctional relationship of convenience evolves. Both sides feel used and the mentality turns to "get what I can out of the situation". Loose respect for both each other as well as themselves.

One day we are bored enough and just happen to be switching through the channels on the TV in time to see Lomo and his girlfriend on "Cops" doing a domestic dispute call. She has a chunk of hair missing from the side of her head Lomo has got a steak knife wound on his throat which was very nearly fatal.

Then again everything could end up just roses. Who knows.

 

Well...yes I had thought of that...

girl + wounded/vulnerable= free sex :x

 

If that's the case all us guys should get into Barry's line of work.

Of course you know Sam I'm just talking trash cause I'm in the Mayhem forum. I'm really a sweet and sensitive kind of guy. 8

 

Who abuses women down on their luck .. But so do we all ..

 

Well, she still hasn't moved in yet. Another night of getting trashed for me...

She was over earlier, hell - she even took me out to dinner for a change. The subject of sex did come up, and suffice it to say, I was not pleased with how that went.

It's strange. Twenty-eight years on this planet so far, and I've never felt like this before. There's that part of me that wants her as a girlfriend (or possibly more), there's a part of me that wants to be friends with this girl forever (she really is a unique, brilliant, insightful person), and then there's the part of me that wants to have nothing more to do with her (possibly my 'inner defense mechanism' at work).

I'll admit, there was a little voice inside that became excited with the prospect of living with her, but I think ration and common sense have tried to silence it.