I'm on VACATION!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Sep 10, 2006.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Are you Steve Tyler? :shock:
     
  2. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Hey steve. . whattup ?
     
  3. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    You're a regular Rhodes Scholar aren't you? dreamy
     
  4. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Sounds awfully cheap I have never been to one but have sent my wife three different times for special occasions as a gift. She keeps saying that I should go to one its just not my thing though. Last time she did the all day whole nine yards with the mud bath, wine, massage, pedicure I cannot remember what all else it cost over 3. But I believe Hot Springs up there where you are at is supposed to be known for that sort of thing. Maybe they got good prices to. Let me know.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Meaning - Im broke and I have to use the days before the horses get back.

    Meaning - I could really use a handjob.

    Meaning - If you say its okay, then I wont have to shock myself for being bad.
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    LoL I'm not broke I just for once was able to stay at home and not go anywhere. It was very nice actually.
     
  7. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    Samathasez wrote
    I dont know how to respond to that so I go legion like Cyrano.

    Denying: "Never been to Rhodes".
    Affirmative: Yes, me and thye folks take a trip every winter, great hotels"
    Megalomaniac:"Yes, I am that Colossus".
    Explaining:"No, I am from another greek school of thought".
    Politically correct: " I am a Zimbabwean scholar".
    Dreaming: "Diamonds are a girls best friends".
    Serious:
    "No ,I was fed proteinstrings at the mothership. They tought me all I know".










    8)
     
  8. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Deflecting: "Incapable of original thought process."

    It's all crystal-clear now.
     
  9. XerxesX

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    yes,we are standing on the shoulders of giants Sam, it is the greatest circus-act, the worlds our stage and us upon it fools. Come on baby, light my phyre :wink:
     
  10. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Shakespeare meets The Doors?
     
  11. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Oh keep your eyes on the road and your hand to the buttery-bar, and let it drink.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Alas, poor Mr Mojo Risin, I knew him well.....
     
  13. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    But the little girls understand
    All right,
    You men eat your dinner
    Eat your pork and beans
    I eat more chicken
    Than any man ever seen...
     
  14. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Revered for his intellect and showman ship, his words yet to fully understood, Shakespeare and James Douglas Morrison, have more in common than you might think.
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    They both had enormous cocks?
     
  16. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    Fie fie, you counterfeit, you puppet you.
    The worlds a door and those before it keyes.

    Done to death with slandrous tongues
    Was the hero that here lies
    Death in guerdon of her wrongs
    Gives her fame that never dies
    So the life that died in shame
    Lives in death with glorious fame

    Mm skeletonkeyes ?

    And if not both enormous cocks,
    then pants were filled with woolen socks
    the seventies revigorated codpiece.

    Might all be empty slander as it were,
    another querie, prey and tell,
    by what angelic force do you maintain your hair ?
    As it were, its a question of some gravity.
     
  17. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Not sure about either, do you have definitive proof?
     
  18. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Moment of inner freedom
    when the mind is opened and the
    infinite universe revealed
    & the soul is left to wander
    dazed & confus'd searching
    here & there for teachers & friends.
     
  19. Samanthasez

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    Every on that flatters thee
    Is no friend in misery.
    Words are easy, like the wind;
    Faithful friends are hard to find:
    Every man will be thy friend
    Whilst thou hast wherewith to spend;
    But if store of crowns be scant,
    No man will supply thy want.
    If that one be prodigal,
    Bountiful they will him call,
    And with such like-flattering,
    'Pity but he were a King';
    If he be addict to vice,
    Quickly him they will entice;
    If to women he be bent (Checkers, take notice),
    They have at commandment!
    But if Fortune once do frown,
    Then farewell his great renown;
    They that fawn'd on him before
    Use his company no more.
    He that is a friend indeed,
    He will help thee in thy need:
    If thou sorrow , he will weep;
    If thou wake, he cannot sleep;
    Thus of every grief in heart
    He with thee doth bear a part
    These are certain signs to know
    Faithful friend from flattering foe.



    *sigh*

    I love Shakespeare ...I must start a thread with favorite literary excerpts...
     
  20. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Yeah, good old Bill the Bard. He took all the good stuff. Throw in the great Romantic poets, and there's fuck all new left to say any more ... just a matter of trying to find new and interesting ways to say it.
     

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