Post your stupid fucking shitty ditties.

Do you watch rugby league, as you're a Wiganite?

 

Your car sounds very cosy, Tomm
But where would Pimp sleep?
Up my bum?
And while you rolled your crappy spliff
I'd stuff my bong with Temple Kiff
So what i'm saying is "thanks, no thanks"
You'll have to sate yourself with wanks.

 

Do you watch rugby league, as you're a Wiganite?[/quote]

I you live inwigan you dont have a choice,its drummed into you.

 

I you live inwigan you dont have a choice,its drummed into you.[/quote]

Excellent. How many Aussies are playing for Wigan this season?

 

My name is dan
sometimes I use my hand
I like nursey
most of you are ignorant
ants like picnics
bite my nutsac

 

Your car sounds very cosy, Tomm
But where would Pimp sleep?
Up my bum?
And while you rolled your crappy spliff
I'd stuff my bong with Temple Kiff
So what i'm saying is "thanks, no thanks"
You'll have to sate yourself with wanks.[/quote]

That was beautiful where do girls like you hang out??



Excellent. How many Aussies are playing for Wigan this season?


Fucking all of em.


My name is dan
sometimes I use my hand
I like nursey
most of you are ignorant
ants like picnics
bite my nutsac



Lol thats the best un so far but then again im easy pleased.

 

There are no girls 'like me'. Just me. And i hang around in fugly forum and dark, smokey corners of parties stroking my big, black, shiney Nurse cock (when it's not balls deep in some gasping, tight-bottomed hotty, bewitched by my coital poetry).

Yes, quite possibley bordering on genius. Particularly the line about me. And as if that wasn't enough, the complexity of structure is breathtaking. Part rhyme, part haiku. I didn't even know there was such a thing.

 

Yes, quite possibley bordering on genius. Particularly the line about me. And as if that wasn't enough, the complexity of structure is breathtaking. Part rhyme, part haiku. I didn't even know there was such a thing.

There wasnt until dan came along hes a pioneer of poetry that wordsworth bloke was a wanker.

 

Two things in this world I never front about. Lederhosen, and Kangols. Kinda funny though, on the Kangol site, a basic shitty Kangol baseball cap is now $60. How the fuck do they stay in business?

 

nursey is a poet
she made great shit ditty thread
she's still a cunt tho


Itte kimasu :wink:

 

and i think that gets second place.

 

Hey Tommy. Do us a fucking favour and use the "quote" button when you want to quote someone. Not only will it save you all that cutting and pasting, but it'll be that much easier for the rest of us to read.

Cheers.

 

The fcuking you deserve-

tonight ill give that skull the fcuking it deserves
close your eyes and give me a kiss
just do it b itch
lay on your back and breathe a little fast not too fast just a little
lets get lost in this together -
ure already relaxed -drunk from the wine
so i'll take advantage of your body and make you mine
slowly your thighs begin to loosen up-as the date rape drug kicks in
slowly i begin to find my way between them
in the darkness of the night
your body is positioned just how i want it to be
i kiss you gently on your tits
can u feel my hands going gently up your thighs?
i've been wanting to fcuk you for a while
i notice you letting my name escape your sweet lips
as i kiss your neck and grab your hips
i can feel the chills going up your spine
i will take my time with you tonight cause im a perv
im so glad i made you mine - so tonight
ill give that skull the f ucking it deserves

 

You call that a 'skullfuck'?
Jeez, the youngsters these days
That's more 'romance novel'
Than 'dark and depraved'.

 

Here is a thread from 2001
Observe and i'll show you
How it is done. 8)

 

what like this??

 

Hey Tommy. Do us a fucking favour and use the "quote" button when you want to quote someone. Not only will it save you all that cutting and pasting, but it'll be that much easier for the rest of us to read.

Cheers.


or this???????????

 

either way im still a fucked up illiterate tosser that cant be taught so get fucking used to it pal.

 

Yes.

 

No.