Call me dumb, but this makes sense to me.

Terrorism Explained

Everyone seems to be wondering why Islamic terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Have you ever wondered why they are envious of our nation? This should
explain it.

 

Watch Saturday's game closely Barry, but don't be afraid of the outcome.

Because...

"Dontcha know it's gonna beeee, alright!"

 

i think we should build a wall round the middle east and let em all kill each other the dirty rughead fucks.

 

No jesus?? Hasn't that fictional character/idea been responisble for more death than any other made up person/idea than any other one in history??

 

You two would get along great. He turned water into wine, was called a drunkard and a winebibber, and he liked to hang with Prostitutes.

 

No

 

Actually.... yes. Religion to date has killed more living beings than disease.

 

ideas don't kill people, people kill people

 

Cannot argue with that too much, usually war is between different peoples and those different peoples are often of different religions. The point can be indirectly made. Communists have persecuted peoples due to their religious beliefs. The evil empire making it illegal to be a Christian. Tearing down places of worship.

All of that is different from speaking of Jesus though.

Pimp is right. .... To a large degree. :x

 

Racism is funny, isn't it?

 

Actually, sometimes it is. In this case, it is a shitheap of moronic, cliched garbage.

 

...the level of which is accurately reflected in followups such as:

"i think we should build a wall round the middle east and let em all kill each other the dirty rughead fucks."

 

The irony, of course, is the level of ignorance it reveals in the writer. For instance, who says Muslims have no television? I'm sure it's news to Al Jazheera (sp?). And, last time I checked, there was a fucking amazing set of golf courses peppered throughout the desert around Dubai. (Or aren't we counting the rich and friendly Muslims?)

In fact, given the references to Christmas, shellfish and pork, it wouldn't surprise me if this is actually some kind of recycled garbage, with a few ... erm ... "witticisms" added. The original title might have been something along the lines of "Why Jews are so uptight".

 

People kill people becasue of ideas, or more specifically because of a difference in ideas, and the idea that is most often killed over....you figure it out smartypants.

And jesus is no different than any other prominent diety in any other religion. Deal with it.

 

g*glows with pride*

 

Damn people, did you think that I SERIOUSLY meant that this made sense to me? It was just supposed to be funny.

Maybe I should have posted in the Jokes section.

And for the record - I don't think that poking fun at a religion is racism. Intolerant and ignorant maybe, but those are two of the pillars of Islam, so I thought it was OK.

 

don't be silly.. they are the twin towers of barryism

 

maybe you just shouldnt post at all why not go do something that we will all enjoy more like drink bleech.

 

Drink Bleach. How original.

I believe that Adults should avoid matching wits with children Tommy.

That is why I choose to ignore you from now on.

 

Proof that I tolerate ignorance on a global scale is the fact that I have never had you sealed up in one of those chimneys that you sweep. :shock: