Post your stupid fucking shitty ditties.

kango? as in the marsupial?

 

The thing with this thread,
If I have to remind you,
Is to place all those usual
responses behind you.

Which means when you post
Each and every time
Please put in the effort
And make the thing rhyme.

 

I thought I could make something Ryhme
If only I had enough time
I have grown old
the world has grown cold
and my story has never been told.

I saw chester's post, and thought of Down under
when a unforseen blunder
took away one mans thunder.

I thought of Crocks, lizaards and snakes
not on a plane or a dinner plate
I though it's too soon to be done
and how I would only hear "CRIKEY" on discovery channel re-reuns.

 

i still rock my kangol, with my dope leaderhosen....

 

Is that the truth Dwaine, or is you just posin'?

 

je‧fe  /ˈhɛfɛ; Eng. ˈheɪfeɪ/ Pronunciation[he-fe; Eng. heh-fey] Spanish.
leader; chief; boss.

Rhymes with chefayy or deafayy. Dummayy.

 

These posts are making me quite shitty
Sans rhyme and metre, it's no ditty.

 

There one was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could...

 

...pluck it
It gave off a good 'twang'
His incredible wang
And once tired of that, he'd just suck it.

 

tuck it.

Into his pants pocket, right next to his wallet

So no thief would be able to pluck it.

 

Wow. Thank you for saving that from almost certain depravity. You're a poet, and you didn't even know it.

 

Make a rhyme, every time.

 

Don't flip your lid. He did.

 

Oh fuck...i forgot about XerxesX and Smiles
The Manchurian candidate and the Serb with great piles
And Tommy the Mancunian champion of style
That metrosex hottie drives everyone wild.

So Jefe's pronounced 'Jeffy'?
That sounds pretty gay
Your ass is hot tapas
Homo hombre - óle!

 

nursey nursey dont be leavin,
pack your skids come live with stephen,
u sleep in the back and ill go in the front,
but when your asleep ill come sniff your cunt,
this place could be yours u can call it home,
but every sunday u can smoke my bone,
U wear your uniform 24/7,
u ride my cock till i go to heaven,
spit out or swallow im really not fussy,
but when i make a joint just play with your pussy,
these are the rules 1,2 and 3.
follow em blindly and you live here rent free.
Thankyou(exits stage left)

 

who knew that tom's name is really steve,
now i'm so confused,
i don't know what to believe.

(lame, but i had to make it rhyme...!)

 

That's his gay lover who he lives vicariously through when not getting reamed

 

well seeing as my mate rumbled me by posting not only a video of me but a video of me in a fucking dress i thought i might as well let you know my real name too,i dont kow which is worse you all thinking i was a dirty smackhead that lives in manchester and sleeps with his mum or being a cross dresser that hangs around in pubs picking up blokes in wigan.

 

Do you speak with a cockney accent, as well?

 

No if you live in wigan you dont really have an accent that anyone can explain if i had to choose one i think klingon is closest.