I am sitting here with the worst case of indigestion in history. I am pretty sure it not my heart, because I just had a treadmill and heart survey last month, and the Doctor said that my heart was in really good shape for a lard ass couch potato. Here is what I have eaten since Friday - Friday and Saturday morning are a blur - all I remember is eating out and drinking Nyquil for my head cold. I woke up around 2:00PM Saturday - Football Game Saturday - 20 hot wings. Baked Beans. Lots of raw vegtables with Ranch Dressing Cherry Cream Pie 6 ODouls 3 Ice Teas 90 miligrams Ritalin Lunch Sunday - 12" Firehouse Sub with Peppers Coke, Chips, Pickles. Dinner Yesterday - Large Rib Eye Steak Chicken Breast Corn on the Cob Slaw Baked Potato with sour cream and butter Banana Split with everything - no nuts. 6 Allergy/Sinus/headache pills 2 ounces of Nyquil at 1:00AM to sleep. 90 Miligrams of Ritalin Today - (So far) 2 hot cinnamon struedels Two Hot Dogs, ketchup and mustard only. 6 Odouls 12 Nutter bar cookies with milk 60 milligrams of Ritalin 4 Allergy/sinus/headache pills. I just ate a Vanilla Ice cream sundae with Walnuts. My stomach is killing me. I think I am allergic to Walnuts.. Anyone else have a reaction to walnuts?
Jesus, Barry. It sounds as if you need a colonic flush. Never tried one but it's an intriguing theory. Herbal remedies work good, too, I'm told: John Wayne was found with something like 15 pounds of impacted feces...makes you think he could have used a lot less processed sugars, refined flours and red meat. I'm not the best example of healthy living...I eat what I want, when I want and drink lots. I wonder if the lack of guilt is something that could be diagnosed.
Well, i'm not gonna diagnose any more today. Since I am pretty sure I am going to die from this stomach ache, let me give my regards to everyone. Please be sure to read this at my funeral. Samantha - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Maybe in the next life we can hook up, if Mia is not there. Jefe - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Maybe in the next life we can be business partners and actually run a psych website that is profitable. Major - You are so smart and cooland I love you dearly. My wife wants her house back. With the insurance money, you can turn a nice profit. Schmed - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. I will thank you forever for introducing me to Flogging Molly and for letting me listen on the phone while you beat the crap out of a drunk bum. Dwaine - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. I will always thank you for making me feel better about myself, and for having such a vazt knowledge of how to kill people and get away with it. Oh, and for not killing me and my kids like you promised. Bungle - You are so smart and coola nd I love you dearly. Too bad you will never earn a living with that BS in Psychology. And stop the phone sex with Samantha. She and I have plans for the afterlife. Nursey - (the tears start) You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. How can I ever thank you enough for opening my eyes to the big world out there, and for teaching me that it is OK to hate somebody and love them at he same time. If you ever get the last operation to heal up, I might even go for your offer. Pimp - Ypou are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. If I make it to heaven, I will ask God to send you back a new heart that appreciates Nursey, and some better teeth. If I end up in Hell, well, see you there. Smurf - You are so smart and scary, but I still love 'ya. Thanks for the ride on your space ship. Phat - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. News Flash - I am at the end of the tunnel now, the light is so bright, I see God, and he is wearing a houndstooth hat! Checkmate - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Wear a condom. Reizvoilles -You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. You are still the only person on this forum to post an actual picture of your naked butt. What a woman. Nauseous - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. You can have my all of my old stuff for your new house. Just don't bleed on it. Dan - Tell your mother that you are sorry for all the pain that you caused her. Rat - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. You know I have abandonment issues. Where are you? Canine STD - see "DAN" Grim - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Moscow sucks as a name. Put 20 on POLISHED DOME in the third for me. Joeslogic - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Now that I am dead, is it Ok if I tell everyone that you are really Rush Limbaugh? Ferine - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. If Samantha backs out of the celestial event would you consider being my bride? I hear that there is no sex in heaven, so it really shouldn't be a problem for you. Headee - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Where were women like you when I was young and single? I hope Karma is real. Chester Grape - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. The meds are wearing off. I am running out of witty things to say. Vegemite - on a Kosher Buiscuit. Thats witty. Lomotil - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Marry the girl. They are all crazy. If you wait for a sane one you will have depleted all of your reproductive powers masturbating to anime. Diogenes - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Thanks for teaching me the fine art of self depreciating humor. Whack on. Harlan - Wear clean underwear to my funeral, or don't come at all. Smiles - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Same thing to you about the underwear. And Canada still sucks. Just because you are there, and they have one cool person, does not mean the whole country is cool. Dubya 2.0 - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Where the heck are you? Kaptainschizo - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. Your book was about as well written as your posts here. I should have known. Unlimited Time - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. I hate that having your tubes tied made you loose interest in the forum. We need som less than brilliant people here. Spoon - Missing in Action - see you on the other side. One spam poster - Love ya' mean it. Xerxesx - Post something somewhere besides the Cold Sober and maybe I would have a clue what to say to rile you. Medivet - Missing in Action - see you on the other side. yourfriendwhipone - Tell your wife to let you out to play sometimes. gas - Missing in Action - see you on the other side. strangely brown - Missing in Action - see you on the other side. I hope I diodn't leave anybody out - if I did, well - You are so smart and cool and I love you dearly. I feel it coming right now --- throws up two gallons of brown oatmeal Wow. I feel better. I guess I'm not going to die. Lots of effort here. I'll post it anyway just in case.
But I found her so attractive in a needy, psychotic. pitiful, one eye blind kind of way. Sammy, you know I would have chosen you over her if good looks and brains were a requirement.
That was a crackhead not drunk, and in my defense he laid his hands on a female bartender at work, which is a big no no. Stupid crackhead.
They call it "backslidden" in Church lingo. http://lookwayup.com/lwu.exe/lwu/d?s=f&w=backslide Pray for me.
Hey, he had it coming. Didn't mean to insinuate that it was a random act of violence. I just enjoyed the moment. Who knew that Schmed was a fist fightin' badass?
well, shers getting married , so this weekend, we will go vist her house while shes working... I'll use a prybar to jimmy the window, you climb in and get the panties
