US Postal Service

What have you guys got against us Aussies? I sent Phatboy some Vegemite out of the goodness of my heart, and somewhere between Sydney and Atlanta it got squashed open.

Now I know we Aussies wouldn't have done such a thing because we're keen to promote our exports. Which leaves some disgruntled - and probably racist - US postal worker as the prime suspect.

DAMN YOU, U.S. MAIL!

 

Have you never heard the term "going postal"?

It explains alot about the mentality of the US Postal employee.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_postal_killings

 

I ordered some from Kraft foods if I remember correct I believe it cost me like 6 bucks. It was a tiny little jar 8 or 10 oz. Better to get it that way.

 

Did you eat it?

 

I still have it in the kitchen pantry and plan to bring it along for catfish bait if I ever go again. It's truly and example that fits the "curiosity killed the cat" Scenario. That being said I recommend anyone who would like to try it. It is something that defies description and must be tried in order to really understand.

 

I have always wanted a Playtapus stuffed, plush animal... I have always had a thing for the plyatapus... I could never find them here, I assume those and tazmanian Devils are all over the place there.

 

Like this?

 

You send that to dwaine and he'll fuck it.

 

yes like that, I would like a real playtapus, but I have beeen told, its very illegal to mess with one, and they are venemious

 

noooo, send dwaine something like this:

and I'll fuck it...

 

I believe it's only the males that have a venomous spur on or near their back leg. Making them, if I recall my high school biology correctly, the only venomous mammal in the world.

 

Not if you count Dwaines manmustard.

 

You forgot about Nursey.

 

Stay the fuck out of my Alf.