Pierce is a limey sex god! I want to oil him up and have my

That's all I've got to say about that!
Pretty self explanitory.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Where did you go?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry, it's laundry day for me too - I've about 7 loads to do. I've been a lazy little sod as of late, at least in terms of my house chores. Why would Fugly call you sick and depraved? What on Earth did you say?

 

And to think....I was about to go get my party size bottle of baby oil!
And you've left. That's not nice....you tease.

 

For joy! My limey sex god is back!
If you're in the process of laundry duty, perhaps I should hold off on the oil....

 

I didn't say anything that bad....I think he meant that I'm sick and depraved for having my little Harlan obsession.
I asked if I could have some of his baby pics if I ever get C.R.A.P....

 

He also called me a weirdo.
It's as if he threw it in as an afterthought...
He wrote.....
Weirdo.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
He also called me a weirdo.
It's as if he threw it in as an afterthought...
He wrote.....
Weirdo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Really! In which forum was this posted?

 

And you buy your baby oil in party size, hmmm? You sound like a fun girl! I'd love to smear warm chocolate syrup all over your full breasts and lick it off ever so slowly; I wouldn't even touch you nipples. I'd just circle them slowly with the tip of my tongue - just to drive you nuts!

 

In C.R.A.P., I think.
Read it later....don't run off on me now...

 

Yesss...I buy it in party size....
But I have to wash it off quickly or else it messes up my complexion.
But I would love to oil you up....and have my way with you.....hence the topic.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
In C.R.A.P., I think.
Read it later....don't run off on me now...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heaven forbid, no! But why do you love Harlan. Again, I'm not jealous in the least, but I am curious, in a scientific kind of way, why do you dig him? He's greasy, bucktoothed and mentally...ah...challenged. I'm afraid I don't fit that description. Though I'd happily refrain from showers if that's part of your kick!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Yesss...I buy it in party size....
But I have to wash it off quickly or else it messes up my complexion.
But I would love to oil you up....and have my way with you.....hence the topic.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let me be your greasy sex slave, Heather. Beat me silly! I need the discipline!

 

Heather?

 

My Harlan obsession is a mystery, even I haven't the faintest idea....
I don't love Harlan.
I actually like you more than him.
You are my "type". I don't go for fair haired men...it's a lil too close to home.
And I intend to make you my oily love slave....if you step out of line, you will recieve such a beating.

 

Eeeewwwww....ick.
I just noticed you said you'd skip bathing
please don't....I don't like it....
Cleanliness is very important.
Very. Important.
If I ever got my hands on Harlan, he'd have to bathe! And I'd encourage him to seek orthodontic work....

 

I'm the same way. I shower two times a day, every day, minimum. I have to - I just love feeling clean. I wash my hands often too, if only because I can. People who are unclean make vomit. Is that an extreme reaction? Well, that's the way I am. Hair cut three times a month. Nails filed. Perfect shave - and I take my time about it to ensure it. Toners, moisturizers, deep-pore cleansers, almond-honey body washes, facial exfoliate creams mint-juniper face peels, blah, blah, blah. I'm as fresh as a daisy. I'm not a narcissist, am I?

 

Heather, how would you feel if I asked you to wax my balls?

 

And Heather, define "splooge" for me.

 

I would say...that sounds painful.
Maybe we should just shave them?
And I hardly think being clean qualifies you as a narcissist. I've got you beat in the cleanliness department, I'm afraid.
I take showers and baths up to five times a day....but your beauty routine sounds about even with mine.Interesting.
Oh, and I don't have my hair cut as often as you...if I did I think I'd be bald....

 

Sorry baby, gotta run. Where'd you go?

Take care. Nice talking to you again - I'll see you later.