NURSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY DICK MUST PENETRATE YOUR LIPS AND USE YOUR CLITORUS AS A PLACE TO LICK AND I WILL TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND AND MISSIONARY AS WELL. It will be fun.

 

.....after waiting fifteen minutes with no reply from Nursey, Dan wanks to an Anime clip (for the forth time in 3 hours) and passes out drunk.....

 

I've had worse Friday nights.

 

You know, I think all of us have done that (well, at least to a lesbian hentai clip, anyway)...

 

Yeah right, we all just fast forward to staple of all hentai--the tentacle rape scene.

 

i wank to nursey

 

I wank to excess.

 

Say it ain't so.....

 

Are you robbing my mailbox?

 

Nah, I just read it and put it back.

 

How 'bout unsticking the pages before you return it?

 

What a touching tribute thread. But seeing as i already have a dick (Pimp), you'll have to make do with nobbing the hooray-Henrietta with the matronly tits.

 

Your Momma is so.....

No wait. That does work.

Damn. You win. I got nothing for a comeback.