I made the deans list this (last) semester

scring A's on my exams... what does this mean? Well it means barry owes me dinner and beers at moes, then after dinner hookers...

 

Have you been hacking the college databases again?

 

shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!


do blow up a nigga's spot

 

Congratulations. I'll come celebrate with ya'll, but i'll have to pass on the hookers. I'm trying to cut back.

 

I guess they have a sliding scale for spelling and grammar....

we should celebrate on the way to the rendezvous with the ladies of the night, with a festive round of mexican bunjee jumping. and fuck moes you deserve bojangles! bojangles, mexican bungee jumping, beers and hookers, I ask you sir, is their a better way to celebrate your scholastic achievements?

Congrats!

 

You might want to bungee jumping before eating bojangles. You would hate to see dirty rice twice....

 

So the Ritalin worked?

Funny you should mention Moes. I am eating the "homewrecker" there tonight.

As far as lining up the hookers....well, Ferine has agreed to come along so everything is a go. I'll pick you up after work.

Oh, and way to go on the report card. I'm sure your Mother is confused at why you can make A's in a Master's program, yet brought home D's and F's all through high school. Slacker.

Barry

 

What's her name, and does your wife know?

You have me confused with someone else. I don't get paid.

 

Yeah but I bet you spent the $5 I left on your pillow.

 

Ahhh..."After-dinner Hookers..."

Like brandy , or a mint!

 

I thought aliens had gotten you.