Airmpit Zit

unlike the titty pimple, when it pops,it accually makes a "poping" noise, as the pustual explodes across the roon on to the bathroom mirror, and continues to extrude like thick toothpaste.... Man I love the pit zit!!! oh and I still have love fr the titty pimple....

 

I got some good range with an inner thigh boil, too. Got a good grip and let 'er rip.

 

Your love affair with pimples gives me hope there is still real love in this world.

 

Yeah, between that and necrophilia, Dwaine's a real romantic at heart.

 

Next, Dwaine couples his passions and explains how zit-puss is in fact an effective lubricant when inserting a glass dildo into a corpse.

 

If the zit is big enough, you can even insert a dildo into the crater it leaves.

Mmmm, zit porn.

 

it is accually... you got to lube them corpses up... espicially the infant ones

 

Handy hint: Let them decay for another couple of weeks. You'll find they go mushy in all the right places. :wink:

 

So i am the only person here to get a Pit Zit? It was the only one, but it was craptacular!

 

yeah, but then they smell like french people

 

Not even a puss filled zit can smell that fucking bad. Maybe if you wiped some fecal matter in it, and then smothered it with fish intestines.

 

Je suis tres turned on, monsieur.

 

Did you just say that turned you on? You are one sick puppy Grapes.

 

You figured him out pretty quick MH.

Oh and Dwaine, I just moved from my old address. If you come for another late night visit, PLEASE do not bother the nice people who live there now. I am fairly sure that they will not let you sleep in the driveway and eat from my garbage can like I used to.


Barry

 

well goddamn barry, thanks for fucking up sunday brunch for me....

 

why don't you just give him your new address barry?