Fugly Smokers

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DrBungle, Jul 19, 2006.

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Do you smoke cigarettes?

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  1. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    In Alabama the back of the buses were always reserved for sluts and drug dealers. I sat in the middle.
     
  2. DrBungle

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    What if you needed drugs and/or a blowjob?
     
  3. TheStreaker1337

    TheStreaker1337 New Member

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    Well then, I see that I'll fit right in. Haven't dealt drugs for a good portion of my time in highschool, and being declared a man-slut by most of my friends and colleagues from that time, I have no issues with sluts and drug dealers.

    So Ferine, if I'm to draw a scale of the personalities on the bus you just defined... Did you sit in the middle because you knew you weren't smart enough to sit with the kids in the front? Or were you too afraid to talk to the people at the back of the bus that might influence your morals and beliefs?

    TheStreaker
     
  4. smiles

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    hahaha the rudeboys ont he back of the bus were just the vaginas that would chop at school but wouldnt mention it anywhere else, hide it arrrrrround real people liek a third nipple...... if i just disappear one day at least mourn my homosexuality
     
  5. Ferine

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    No. The people in the middle of the bus smoked pot on the weekends, made good grades in school and had sex minus the promiscuity. Duh.
     
  6. smurfslappa

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    Whatever, sex minus the promiscuity? Then why did you like being sandwhiched in the middle? Yeah, Smurf cracked that case.
     
  7. Ferine

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    Take your meds, k.
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I used to smoke. It's funny, but the people who are most against smoking are former smokers. I guess it is because we see and smell that shit and realize that we used to do it and it disgusts us.

    I haven't been doing any drugs. I passed a drug test a couple of weeks ago and for some reason, it made me feel like I am over it all.
     
  9. chester grape

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    I voted "yes" last week but have since given up. (Five days and counting.)*

    Can someone change my vote please? It bugs me that some kind of inaccuracy might soil the fugly name.

    *You may find this hard to believe, but it's actually true. Wish me luck.
     
  10. Ferine

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    What's more hypocritical than a former addict who looks down on others with the same addiction...
    My brother works with this hick trash that quit smoking, and whenever she's around him she makes snide comments like "I thought there was no smoking in here" or "Someone smells like an ashtray". Never directly saying anything to his face, just filling the role of a hypocritical piece of shit I suppose. She plays it well.
     
  11. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    It's hard to tolerate smoke and smokers when you're an ex, as it reminds you of just how much you want one.

    Take pity.
     
  12. Schmed

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    Nail on the head. I work at a Bar here in D.C., the non smoking bar law comes in effect Jan 2007, I can't wait...not only will I not be fucking tempted, I won't have to go home at night smelling like an ashtray.
     
  13. Ferine

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    I understand that. But how difficult would it be for this woman to say something like, Hey man I just recently quit, would you mind not doing it while i'm here.. instead of being a cunt about it.

    Well either way, this particular woman would still be a cunt, but at least she could attempt being a civilized cunt. It's not a non-smoking facility, but i'm sure my brother would be willing to not smoke while she's there if she'd just ask instead of bitching under her breath and giving dirty looks.
     
  14. diogenes

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    I just quit recently as well, and don't expect anyone to change their behavior to accomodate me. I chose to smoke, I chose to quit. Anyone who has a problem with either of those decisions can go and fuck themselves. And if someone smokes around you, and you don't have to stand there, move or shut the fuck up. It's that simple.
     
  15. DrBungle

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    I was going to say the lady sounds cunt, and cunts gotta be cunts about something. Take away the smokes and who knows what else she'll take to cunting about.

    (Todays secret word is cunt!)
     
  16. diogenes

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    AH!!!!!!


    Since we're going with the playhouse references.
     
  17. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Tomorrows secret word, caustic.
     
  18. phatboy

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    Like Ferine threw caustic at dio for peeking in her window?
     
  19. diogenes

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    She never saw me. I'm using a satellite to peek in her window from California.
     
  20. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Fucking technology has made it too easy for you stalker types. I'm moving to Area 51.
     

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