You wish you sexy beast. I'll be a new person on the 16th. I'll also be nice and round within a year after that.
You're getting married? Don't count on the "nice and round" happening immediately. For many it does. For some, it takes years.
Oh, i'm not counting on being pregnant. Now that i've landed a man I can let myself go. I've already prepared him for the inevitable and I even bought white granny panties. I'm getting deflowered.
The incredible eroticism inherent in the preceding quote makes me even more sure I was right when I said ...
you and harlan turn off that fucking ghostdad dvd, and stop giggling like school girls, or I swear, Im going to buy a box of 00 buckshot...