Hey Barry

Is the frog in your avatar sitting atop an erect penis, or am I just imagining things?

[start rolling in with the Freud jokes...]

 

Well that's the quickest way to absorb the toxins besides licking them because that just tastes bad.

 

The fact that you're not joking explains alot.

 

The fact that you thought I wasn't joking explains even more.

 

Yeah, that you put toxic frogs on your dick to come up with your idea of reality.

 

Better than the up-the-butt method you employ. Tell me diogenes, does it hit you harder?

 

And really, I don't put frogs on my dick. I jack off with coke when my nostrils are feeling too ravaged.

 

Yet another Anal joke. It was even more original this time than the last time you used that as a comeback.

So you've moved on from fucking 12 year olds to poison dart frogs. Man I wish I could be as cool as you.

 

No diogenes, I wish I could be as cool as you. Jamming out to Dave Matthews Band, serenading porn stars... You get ALL the girls I bet.

 

Godamn you Fucks! There is only one life to lead. You must be better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That would be my thumb.

When's the wedding?




Barry

 

That clears a lot up... Thanks.

As for the wedding... Ain't happening. Oh, the joys of dating a bipolar... :roll:

 

Sorry about the wedding....I think.

As for the frog - just take a look at his eyes. I think he was bumping his wingdink on my thumbnail. I couldn't get him to stop humping.

Barry