Top ten reasons that Dan will never be a real Doctor.

Top Ten Reasons That Dan will never be a real Doctor.

10. Background Checks.

9. The person he paid to take his entrance exams will eventually Rat him out.

8. You can’t buy scrubs with a “rear entrance.”

7. Spelling does matter.

6. The overwhelming temptation presented by comatose 13 year olds.

5. Hospitals inventory the narcotics in the Pharmacy at the end of every quarter.

4. Somebody will catch him doing his ‘hands free” prostate exams.

3. It’s open your mouth and say AHHHH,” not “open your mouth and close your eyes.”

2. There is a God, and he doesn’t like competition from humans.

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and the number one reason....awaits your input.....


Barry

 

that should be aren't volume overloaded.

 

Dan, don't you realize that the reactions you make to my taunts are the payoff? Give a little credit when a joke is good, and shoot a few barbs back. That's all ya' got to do.

and the number one reason Dan will never be an MD is.........?????

 

It's impossible to perform surgery with one thumb in your mouth and the other one tickling your prostate.

 

Sounds like a bet!

 

This thread required too much effort on my part to just let it die.


So far - the number one reason Dan will never be a MD

Checkmate - "He's from Kentucky"

Dio - "It's impossible to perform surgery with one thumb in your mouth and the other one tickling your prostate."

Barry - "The laws of Karma"

 

He is just too damn redneck to swallow his pride and change his last name to Patel or Sirinivas.