Proof that Dan is Gay

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Jul 5, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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  2. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I'm not getting arrested over some coke whore who isn't even very good looking on purpose when I could pick up a better looking sober athletic chick at the park even if it is 4am and I was pretty fed up.
     
  3. ucicare

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    I bet any female you pick up in the park at 4:00AM has a penis bigger than yours. Or requires a $100.00 deposit for the first hour. Or both.

    Stick with Latex dolls. You seem to get along well with them, and they don't call the police when you smack'em.

    Barry
     
  4. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I meant the next day you dunce.
     
  5. diogenes

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    No you didn't. The last whore you picked up was the same one that got Eddie Murphy in trouble.
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    I got the proof.....

     
  7. smurfslappa

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    Man, that was really really gay, but really really funny. I guess it's true then: Dan is gay.
     
  8. DrBungle

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    Dan rides spinnaz.
     
  9. headee

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    is that really dan's face? i've never seen a pic of him. it's kind of hard to make him out, swinging 'round and 'round on a penis like that though.
     
  10. Totalrecall1982

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    I like the post that he did about women and how it's healthy for them to swallow ^_^
     
  11. DangerousDan

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  12. headee

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    well, you're definitely better looking than nursey and dwaine.
     
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