MASTERBATION

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by sparky69, Sep 23, 2001.

  1. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    anything female that moves? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Yes, must be female (and I'm careful to check beforehand). It's nice if she moves - if not, I can work around that.

    Hmm, that reminds me of another candidate for "Worst Sexual Experiences" - although more accurately it should fall under "Sneakiest Sexual Experiences". Nevermind...
     
  2. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    hell, id probably do you
     
  3. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Likewise, I'm sure.
     
  4. kiddo25

    kiddo25 New Member

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    I want to reply to methinks questions here....

    1) Let's just say that the length and girth are more than my ex-boyfriends (who I was with for 6 years) but less than the dudes I screwed around on him with.

    2)I've had 1 of them for about 4 years, 1 for 2 years and 1 is pretty new at 6 months.

    3)My favorite is named "The Purple Pussy Eater"

    4)all are manual

    5)no I have never loaned any of them out

    6)but, yes, I have shared all of them with a good friend, my girlfriend


    Any more questions!?!
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Are any of them five-speeds? Do they come with an optional sunroof? How about cruise control?
     
  6. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Do you use all three at once? I bet you do/have done...
     

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