I THINK SMILES IS A TERRORIST

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I'M SERIOUS. HE IS ALWAYS TALKING JUST LIKE OSAMA. ALL THIS SUBVERSIVE SHIT HE IS ALWAYS SAYING AND HELL IF HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE AND COME FROM PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    At the least we should tap his phone line monitor him real close.
     
  3. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Terrorist? Smiles loves Canada.
     
  4. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    heh god bless you bungle.......
     
  5. ucicare

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    Canada is a known terrorist state isn't it?

    But I don't think Smiles is a terrorist. The training requirements would interfere with his binge drinking.


    Nursey is a terrorist though, and proud of it.


    Barry
     
  6. tomm7110

    tomm7110 New Member

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    I dont think smiles isa terroist i think hes a cunt.
     
  7. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    yeh speaking of binge drinking...... it's canada day on july 1st and it's a long weekend...... i'll be drunk for an entire 3 days up at some random rented cottage......... u guys enjoy yourselves as me and my fellow terroristettes try to figure out new places to hide dynamite
     
  8. DrBungle

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    We'll be doing it up on Saturday in the desert.
     
  9. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Canada day my ass. Ripping off the fourth of July long weekend is what the mofos are doing.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    who cares if it's Kuwait's ripping off Independence day? All people do is over drink and blow off part of there anatomy with pyrotechnics...
     
  11. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    celebrating the fact that it is too cold for anyone to ever have decided to go in there and kick there asses is what they are doing.
     
  12. Ferine

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    Not me.
    I don't drink and the only permitted fireworks in the state of Maryland:
    Sparklers containing no chlorates or perchlorates, ground based sparkling devices that are non-aerial non-explosive, and are labeled in accordance with the requirements of CPSC. Paper wrapped snappers containing less than 3/100 grains of explosive composition, and snakes that contain no mercury and are not regulated by DOT.

    So in other words, we can't do shit. Big change from a fireworks "outlet" on every other block in Tennessee. The good shit too.

    Non-aerial, what the fuck.

    I'll burn a snake for you Dwaine.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    Hey come to my house, I have a case of "flash-bang" grenades that I will toss through assorted neighbors windows...


    But I don't drink anymore eaither... so it just SEEMS moronic, I can't blame it on drinking 10 forties of 211
     
  14. smiles

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    i'm sorry who set the whitehouse on fire in the war of 1812?


    i'm bringing a 60oz of bacardi white and a 24 up with me, should be good for 3 days...... if i don't come back just know i died piss-soaked in a pool of my own vomit....... smiling
     
  15. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    "He died like he lived. DRUNK!"
     
  16. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    yeh somehow i'm alive.......... good times
     
  17. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Congrats on the survival.
    So was it a side project or new pussy this time around? Did you at least share with your homies?
     
  18. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    heh you make me sound like such a dirtbag just because i'm willing to admit the truth
     
  19. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    It wasn't my intention to make you sound like a dirtbag. That is your truth, hey, more power to you. I'm not trying to cut you down or anything smiles, new pussy, old friends with benefits pussy, whatever pussy, i'm happy for you and that you're getting the job done.
     
  20. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Why the new and freshly liberated sexuality Ferine? Finally burn those old bra's of yours?
     

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