a very fun and profitable activity that should take part in every persons life male or female every body should jack off. i look like because i dont want to go blind by semen that has wildly exploded all over my face. uuuuuuhhhh uuhhhh uuuuuhhhh yes yes uuuhh there she blows!
I enjoy masterbation as much as the next person but im afraid i suffer from a problem that Elvis also strived to defeat.My foreskin splits everytime i fuck my girlfriend or have a wank.God damn its a painfull experience,but i wont have my foreskin removed no thx.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tsunami: I enjoy masterbation as much as the next person but im afraid i suffer from a problem that Elvis also strived to defeat.My foreskin splits everytime i fuck my girlfriend or have a wank.God damn its a painfull experience,but i wont have my foreskin removed no thx.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well THANKYOU for sharing that bit of information with everybody!! Im sure it's what we all wanted to hear!!
ouch..damn thats gotta suck good thing im not a guy. i can do my thing without worrying about a damn penis gettin in the way
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sane: Well they say it works with women too!! U wanna try it sometime!! Lower your stress levels!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah thats why they invented pocket rockets!
Don't knock masturbation, it's the only time you're having sex with someone you care about. On a related note, does anyone know how to enable the idiot filter here on fugly?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: On a related note, does anyone know how to enable the idiot filter here on fugly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was wondring the same thing... I hate when 14 year olds find the forums... christ...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Sand Niggers: I was wondring the same thing... I hate when 14 year olds find the forums... christ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> who what is a sand nigger
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: dude i wasnt knocking masturbation at all.. in fact i do it all the time.. reread my post guys:þ<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> joke - n. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. Informal. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: good thing im not a guy...i can do my thing without worrying about a damn penis gettin in the way<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You got something against the damn penis?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: who what is a sand nigger<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Think about it, numb nuts! Sheesh! looks like Kitana is being replaced...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Think about it, numb nuts! Sheesh! looks like Kitana is being replaced...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ok i thoght about it and i still dont know what a sand nigger is. what do you mean kitana is being replaced?
After thinking long and hard about it, Spanky finally gave up & flapped his arms and hollered in frustrated confusion:
