Where you been Nursey. It's been at least a month since anyone made reference to stretching my sphincter. I was beginning to wonder if you'd fallen off the face of the earth. Or even worse, were in league with Grim.
Oi nursey are you still shagging that guy that used to post in here too,my drug abused brain has forgot his name and if not hows about letting me hang out the back of you cos i think its long overdue.
I had almost forgotten how funny this place can be. SUP PEOPLE! Ole Cheezy here callin out to all of you from Luxurious Louisianna! If you can get past the mosquitoes and swamp gators, this place is pretty cool. Casino's, bars, heat, no hurricanes currently.... this place rocks! My ole internet service provider has finally found my old hard drive and when i return home, i will present you all with two "brand new" victims from 2004! Ain't that cool? Anyways, I'm gonna get my fat ass back to the crap table and make some bill money. Yall keep on suckin cock and I'll see ya later! PS: Kitana isn't dead. Although she still won't answer my phone calls....
Yo johnny boy try and find out what happened to klitana (the full story) its weird how she disapeared like that plus she had a hot ass.
That much? Just think - your earnings would double! I am in league with Grim - to make this whole forum experience one great big, tantalising homoerotic adventure for you. He'll be along soon to tease you further by bending over in front of me and slipping the back of his thong to one side while i snarl and rub my cucumber menacingly. He's back! Quick...someone barricade the doors this time before he leaves.
Sparky was the guy that got banned or left this place about the same time i joined wasnt he cos for years all the paranoid fuckers accused me of being him and i was quite happy to let em think what they wanted so nursey theres loads of people on here i dont know fill us in on whats been going on bitch.
*sigh* Part your scrawny cheeks then, Tommy, you little fucker. It's time for us to hear you singing for your supper... Dubya has deserted us all to sniff frustrated, middle aged women's knickers over at this virtual retirement home. Kaptain Shitzo finally had his book published. As we already knew, it's shit. Reizvolles' parents found out about her 'dark side', and wanting the best for their daughter begged her to give up visiting fugly lest she jeapordised her future career as a legal secretary working for a giant conglomerate corporation, (that will in a few years time secure her a position working for the New World Order). Unlimited Time let rip a large, wet fanny fart ("queef" - U.S.) and discovered she was actually pregnant and about to give birth. That's all i can be bothered typing. People have left and other people have joined, and some of them have left and joined and left again etc. Oh... and TheGrimJesus is everyone's bitch, incase you need some quick relief.
Whutever. Thanx for the kewl link Nurzi. Dubya doesn't hang out wid us too much as he has all sorts of good stuff in his life. You know, new rides, GFs. Guess humping a keyboard in a dark room can't compete. Vincent and Morticia's Speakeasy a "virtual retirement home"? Madam, even for Nursies, time won't stand still. Come up & see us sometime. You're always welcome. What'd ya do with Pimp? Did he dump ya for a newer expiration date?
Jesus Dubya you scared the shit outta me,how you been you fucked up pyscho you i went to your retirement forum that nursey posted me but it wouldnt let me log in probably cos im a cunt i get used to it.
Guess I'll come back just this once. Man I forgot how green this site was. It's a kind of commando colors. I ain't coming back again except for special guest appearances til they name this the commando forums and incorporate it into the marine core.
