Little Known Schmed Factoid...

Schmed likes to listen to El Debarge while pooping...

 

I guess thats better than listening to Wham.

Or kajagoogoo (however the fuck you spell it, I know Dio knows)

 

I actually worked a Kajagoogoo show at the (world famous) Galaxy Theatre in Santa Ana. Believe it or not they have some pretty rabid fans. We had to escort one fan off the premises for being way to zealous about his autograph seeking. Kind of scary. Candy anyone?

 

I like candy. Whatcha got?

TheStreaker

 

Everything back in my van.

 

Don't dis Jermaine motherfuckers!!

 

My Van. None for Schmed.

 

Can i have some candy mister,and have got any puppys i can play with?

And bring some vaseline with you for fucks sake the last guy didnt and i couldnt sit down for a month.

 

Not until your grammar improves.

 

Well hang on to your dick cos its gonna be awhile.

 

I don't know that Diogenes let's go of his dick very often.

 

A DETESTABLE LIE!!!

 

Yeah, he actually lets go quite frequently. I don't know what it is about Dio, but the times that we've actually met, he has hot, single, 40-something white women draped about him. I can only imagine that his testacles taste like Dove Choclate. There has to be secret I just don't know yet. I'm stuck with the overacheving 15 year olds.

TheStreaker