When Alligators Attack!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, May 20, 2006.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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  2. diogenes

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    Can't wait until smurf gets ahold of this one.

    Electrically Driven Alligator Storm Slams Gulf Coast
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    Alligators do not do shit for society really they should be killed off and put back in the throws of extinction. I'll be the first in line to buy some alligator skin boots or luggage.

    Plus now we have a new predator in the everglades and that is the giant constrictor snakes. Fucking morons :roll:
     
  4. DrBungle

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    You forgot to tell them about the laser eye beams and the venom that turns you into a slave!
     
  5. ucicare

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    The cold blooded killers are everywhere down here. Since they have been a protected species, they have multiplied like crazy. I live in a fairly well developed area, and the dang things still crawl around everywhere. I have a small lake in my backyard, and it even has a resident 'gator. The lake is no more than a drainage pond, and has only been there for a year. I have no clue where the thing came from.

    It was inevitable that people/gator encounters would increase.


    Barry
     
  6. smurfslappa

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    They grow hungry because of the competition from the snakes and because all the damn birds are dying. Since the bottom of the food chain started dying off (the plankton in the oceans) it's just been one big fucking mess that's been working its way up the food chain. We humans have farms, but with the advent of the avian flu and all these awesome diseases attacking our livestocks that are mutating due the changes in the electrical conditions around Earth because that is the force which binds all things into double helix's from DNA to entire galaxies we'll be facing these same problems soon enough too. Man... :wink:
     
  7. ucicare

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    You blabber just like every other Schizophrenic I have ever known.

    Barry
     
  8. smurfslappa

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    Bah. What those guys are blabbering about is probably nonsense. What I talk about is ancient mythology (as handed down by our ancestors), scientific obersvations (biosphere, climate, space), religion, or some other crazy shit trying to relate it all.

    What I think is crazy is that so many people go about their life not thinking about this shit. Do you really find this mad?
     
  9. diogenes

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  10. ucicare

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    Let me think about it......

    Ah, YES.

    What is crazy Smurf is the loose associations that you develop between unrelated events. Also, the very subjective nature of your conclusions.

    Maybe it is not mental illness. The other explaination could be daily use of marijunia, or a past history of huffing propane or gasoline.

    Are you a huffer, Smurf?


    Barry
     
  11. smurfslappa

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    Bah. Once you accept that the end of the world is coming it's really just a matter of figuring out why it's coming. I guess you just can't see that the world is falling apart yet, but the idea will grow on you in the coming years. I'm surprised you can't see the market crash and demise of the Dollar coming yet, what with the skyrocketing gold prices and all.

    Thomas Mann said: "A man lives not only his personal life, as an individual, but also, consciously or unconsciously, the life of his epoch and his contemporaries."
     
  12. phatboy

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    So that means that if shit happens, and it happens to you through no fault of your own, then it is just shit happening? Basically he was saying, 'Shut the fuck up and quit your whining'.
     
  13. smurfslappa

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    Not really. This is our epoch, which also happens to be the last epoch Earth will ever have. Barry is one of the unconscious whinos that'll be bitching about the crash of the U.S. economy (when it happens) still not knowing what the fuck is going on. It's all the unconscious assholes that are dragging us into this.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    Thank you, you just stole 5 minutes of my life I can never get back because of your non-sensnscal rantings...
     
  15. DangerousDan

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    I think Smurf is right. It's only a matter of time before a bunch of assholes wind up with enough suticase bombs to blow the shit out of this country. Will definitely happen within the next 50-100 years.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    Sort of like playing roulette, If you put money on every number, yeah, you're going to win...
     
  17. smurfslappa

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    With an end of the world, nobody wins... :cry:
     
  18. ucicare

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    Yes they do! The dark side wins! That was the plan all along!

    AAAAAKKKK! Maybe you need to battle the dark forces now, while there is still time!

    HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. I WILL NOT CRY. I AM A BIGBOY NOW, AND MY PANTS STAY DRY! HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. MY MOTHER REALLY DOES LOVE ME, AND ALL THOSE MEAN THINGS SHE SAID ARE NOT TRUE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THE DRUGS TALKING. HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. I AM A LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I HAVE A BUZZ IN MY HEAD ALL DAY AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DRINK TO KEEP IT GOING. HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. I HAVE TWO GOOD HANDS TO FONDLE MYSELF. I AM SO BLESSED TO BE AMBIDEXTRIOUS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. IT IS GOOD THAT I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND. SO MUCH SIMPLER AND CHEAPER!HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. I AM GLAD THAT THE OIL IN MY CAR CHANGES ITSELF EVERY TWO WEEKS! HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS.HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS.HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. DOWN THE FREEWAY, NOT ACROSS THE TRACKS........
     
  19. diogenes

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    I thought the powerful old guys won Smurf? Or do they not win now, not sure how you're playing it out in your head right now.
     

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