Poetry contest

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, May 31, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Roses are red

    Like Reizvoilles' udders,

    What ruins my day?

    They look like me mother's.



    Somebody throw me a rope. I'm sinking in the mire.
     
  2. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Rise above Barry. You can do it, I have faith in you.
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    and you pulled this out of your ass why? When did I start living in a van? you dumb sad fuck.
     
  4. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Almost forgot, I'm not on your level.
     
  5. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    The cream goes on the boobies. Sheesh.
     
  6. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Schmedly, no sex for you.

    Grimey, don't drag me into your lover's tiff with dio.

    Dio and Gimey, please get a room and pound eachother's asses until you are gratified.

    Barry, that was fucking awesome.

    Bungle, Harlan has more chance of seeing my boobies than you do.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Go to www.poetry.com and look up a 'poet' by the name of "Jack Lomotilian" - my only foray into the world of poetry.

    They actually sent a copy of that poem (visible from the outside of the envelope) to my parent's P.O. Box, as that was the address I gave them (in case of insurmountable royalties, mind you)... :D
     
  8. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Almost brilliant Lomo. Almost.



    Barry
     
  9. DrBungle

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    Duely noted. But, to be fare, I never asked, or hinted at asking. I was just pointing out where the cream goes in general.

    Get over yourself Reiz.
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Oh c'mon! :evil:
     
  11. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    The fate of Tantulus awaits.
     
  12. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Tantalus.
     
  13. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    It is a shame that M.G. Faoukah's poetry was deleted - that was also entertaining. ;)
     
  14. phatboy

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    Okay here is my piss poor attempt at poetry.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,

    I fucked Grims wife,

    you know her as malibu.


    OR

    Violets are blue
    and roses are pink,

    I fucked your mom in her ass
    and now my dick stinks.....


    or


    Roses are red,
    Pansies smell sweet,
    Grim likes to jack his dick
    while he smokes smurfs meat

    Okay, enough for now.....
     
  15. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    OMG YOU MADE FUN OF GRIM THAT IS AWSOME HAHAHAA
     
  16. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Applauds the effort.....
    *


    tries not to laugh
     
  17. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    *has absolutely no problem not laughing*
     
  18. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dead are the roses,
    of urine they reek.
    Lost for the season.
    since Dwiane took a leak.

    Schmed loves his veggies,
    Cooked up in a wok.
    and loves for his women
    to smell like his socks. :shock:


    Barry
     
  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    LOL - tell me you saved a copy... :lol:
     
  20. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    I did....it's just that it is on my computer back in Philly. :?
     

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