Poetry contest

I suggest that everyone submit their best original poem using the "Roses are Red" theme. OK, I'll go first.


ROSES ARE RED.
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
I WANT TO HUG YOU,
AND GIVE YOU THE FLU.


Or this one -

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
SMURF IS AN EMO BOY
AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.




Barry

 

Roses are Red.
Violets are blue
YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!

 

Man, now that is poetry.


Roses ar red
Violets are blue
I want to pour
Bleach into you.

Roses are Red
Violets are Not
I hope you drown
in a bucket of (I can't think of anything that rhymes)

 

roses are sick
violets are blue
dwaine sux dick
for a dollar or two

 

Someone is a bit obsessed with Dwaine.*
























*Disclaimer: This is not poetry, just a fact.

 

As a former editor of a college literary journal, bullshit Schmed. That was poetry.

 

bucket of goo?

 

Double rhyme. Nice. Emotional. Concise.

That may be the first intelligent thing you have posted OSP.

Beginners luck?

 

Can we do dirty limiriks?

 

Oh Please, lets!


Roses are red

Violets are fragrant

Your momma got pregnant

having sex with a vagrant. :shock:



Roses are red

Violets are flowers

Smurf dreams of children,

and giving Dwaine golden showers. :lol:

 

That was awesome Barry.

 

Roes are dead
Violets give me the flu
I caught diogenes having sex with a mule

 

I can see you're still stupid. Fuck any race horses lately?

 

I think in the know-biz they call it "prepping" the horse.

 

You are right nothing does change, you still ride my tip.

 

Roses are dying
Violets are dead.
Lower your shorts
And I'll give you some head^

Roses are red
Lillies are white
Slip inside of me
I am oh so tight^

Roses are red
Seaweed is green
I'll lay on my back
And you can fill me with cream^

^ Not really

 

Oh c'mon! :evil:

 

Grim, you should go back to whatever hole you crawled into while you were gone. Reiz, that almost gave me a heart attack. Don't tease me like that. Damnit. Doomed to the fate of Tantalus. The Gods have abandoned me, there is no hope.

 

I very much enjoy the hole I climbed into, more then 6 people to talk too. But I could not help but take a little stab at you. Also I think Rez was refering to you and Dans love life.

 

Probably. You still living in that van behind the race-track calling yourself a director?