Popping in

to say hi to all you fugly wankers.How's life been treating you all?You still a miserable old bitch Nursey

 

she is.

 

Long time no chat... How've ya been?

 

headee or unlimited-time?

 

How's the brat, u-t?

 

I'm doing really well, it's nice to see some familiar faces are still about on here.The bratt is fantastic..she's a real cutie and good as gold.

 

How old is she now? I have a 16 month boy tearing my house down from inside out.

 

Fuckfaces

 

You can fuck my face

 

Sorry, can't. you're married, but i'd hump your wife's face 8)

 

Huh?

 

Yeah, that's cool. She's not married

Either way, sounds like a party. Like there's anything else to do in Utah...

 

you bring the jack daniels and your wife. i'll bring me. i think that's sufficient.

 

*cues up Pantera's Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills*

Deal.

 

Hi UT! Yes, I do believe i am. Have your milky baps dried up and been replaced with something a little more acerbic yet?

Meet headee, UT. She is the latest in the long line of tortured, obsessive savages to develop an unhealthy fixation with me due to the feelings of personal inadequacy they experience when faced with my vastly superior being.

 

My baps are still producing gold top of such high quality i've been renting them out to the local farmers market.

Ahhh so another lesbian trying to get into your knickers then.

 

Ugh

 

Hey, UT.

I will be living quite close to all of you in the UK very soon.

 

Iraq dosent count as "close"

 

Where are you gonna be then?And hello to you too