Lomotil <-------- ENGAGED?

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I never thought it would happen, but lo' and behold...

I will be marrying this woman:



Not any time soon, but as it stands now, we're engaged to be engaged.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

So now we're never going to be able to get ahold of you. Who's gonna run the film forum now?

 

Looks pretty good. In a dimly lit room she'd look youn... hotter.

 

She's already developed breasts and pubic hair. You wouldn't be interested.

 

Get married. Stay married. It really is better than you might think.

BTW - she's kind of cute for a white girl, but I would have her checked for hepatitis C before I tied the knot. (Tattoo's and all, 'ya know.)

Barry

 

Says the guy who's always trying to elope with Ferine.

 

The internet is a fantasyland Smurf.

Oh wait. It's not for you. Sorry.


Barry

 

Trying, but she won't even let him send her grouper.

 

That's because Ferine is eloping in September. :shock:

Congrats Lomo. She's very cute and smiley.

 

So much for being frigid. Oh, wait. Being married doesn't mean you're having sex. Keep the streak up Ferine.

 

Good luck Lomotil looks like you are at a very important milestone event in your life. I'll drink to your success. That is success in whichever decision you make. She is a cutie and possibly a lot of fun to be with. And then maybe a drink to the other news I learned of today.

 

Love is spelled w-o-r-k. But if you actually do it it's worth it.

 

Ncely done, Lomo. I just love her yellow-brown teeth. Seriously though, good luck to you both.

 

Be nice Reiz.

 

Didn't you just break up with her?

The three main reasons people divorce are money, sex, and religion. I reccomend being very clear how all three will work in your married lives.

 

And nevermind national divorce statistics.

 

I wish there was an actual study on the number of divorces directly linked to the internet. I am sure there would be thousands.

 

I suppose, but some would say the temped seek tempation.

Or were you referring to online gaming and other time draining things that one doesn't require a spouse to participate in?

 

I think both combined.

I can see where it would be an easy street for those wanderers, but also the gaming, chatting, porn aspect would also be something to consider.

Ages of those getting divorced too, those people that get married young, say 17-23, probably divorce at a higher rate than those who got married after 25.

I think Lomo will do okay. As long as the picture is a good representation of her on a daily basis and not because he slipped her a roofy.

 

Is that the same girl in the picture of "The real Lomotil"? I looked for the post and did not find it with in the 30 or so seconds that it had captured my attention span.