Dispute with neighbor #2

Do y'all think that a few well-timed 12-ga shotgun blasts into the air at 3 AM might get the point across? Worked for a friend of mine, so I'm thinking, "why not?"

Maybe it'll get the point across to both my problem neighbors...

 

If that doesn't work blow one of their kids away for crossing your lawn. Joe will be right behind you for your legal defense.

 

Believe me, if I'd have seen that little shit doing it, I'd have done just that.

 

Your an idiot.

 

You still lick your own ass.

 

You might be onto something. Unstable and armed could secure your position as the crazy fucker you shouldn't mess with. Maybe have a loud argument with your tree before putting the shot in the air.

 

What goes up must come down and with the same speed that it was shot out of the rifle assuming straight up. How do you think those crazy A-rabs kill each other after weddings.

 

By bottling up their emotions?

 

I have some bob letheal rubber bullets.... Why not wait on your back yard and clean some guns

 

I've heard of shells that are loaded with rock salt... Wouldn't that leave a nice mark?

 

You've been watching Kill Bill 2 again haven't you?

 

Nah, had a friend that was shot in the leg with some once. I forgot that was even in a movie...

 

Right, and Dan's a Dr.

 

He's not? :roll:

UPDATE:

Came home to a pink round on my patio door tonight...

I've filed police reports for every incident, have made notes and taken pictures... and my chick suggested I break a window, put some paint on it, and take them to court for:

A) cost of replacing window
B) court costs
C) cost of lawyer

Thoughts?

 

I say keep logging the reports. Then get a lawyer. Use the court system to get what you need done. Anything you do yourself will come back to haunt you.

 

I'm thinking about going over there at 3 AM tonight and ringing the doorbell until I get an answer... then saying "Good morning! I see your boys switched to pink paintballs!"

 

That would probably constitute harrassment. If you want to spend a night in jail then go for it.

 

You see the main problem is you are now the prime suspect if anything happens.

Why don't you set the little punks up so that the neighbors are believing that they are shooting into their yard also? A little paint from one of their pellets on a key location or two. Then one the surrounding neighbors are also pissed then you my friend are no longer a key suspect.

First things first.

 

Bad idea.

You don't need the police. Shooting a paintball is a minor offense. Sue them in CIVIL COURT for harrassment. Claim that you are traumatized with fear. Claim emotional pain and suffering. Claim that you can't sleep at night because of worry.

I swear you can file it, and I assure you there will be a settlement of a few thousand dollars.

You will make them spend thousands in legal fees.

 

Sacrifice they're first born. Use the blood to paint the lining of your door. Then claim it was to prevent the angel of death from stealing your soul.