Stalking Someone? Know Some Good techniques? Interested in

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  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Demonstrating your stalking abilities? Let's hear about it! :p :p :p
     
  2. ucicare

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    Re: Stalking Someone? Know Some Good techniques? Intereste


    Dan asking for stalking advise is about the same as Harlan logging on to ask everyone how to be retarded.




    Barry
     
  3. headee

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    if you don't already know where the person lives, zabasearch.com is extremely helpful.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    Hye headee, I'm having a keg party this weekend... Wanna come over? I'll give you 10 bucks if I can ducttape you to an inflatable rubber faft, and let everyone piss on yiu..
     
  5. Checkmate

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    I naturally assume that mexican bungee jumping will be part of the festivities?
     
  6. headee

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    *stalking lesson #1*

    sure... what's your address?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

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    but of course... i got the truck, you got the bungees?
     
  8. Checkmate

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    Yup and the safety harness this time, bungees are expensive, plus you factor in the cost of gas these days, I just don't know how much longer the sport will survive.
     
  9. DrBungle

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    I hear you have nice den.
     
  10. diogenes

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    I hear he had a custom addition put onto his basement as well.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    yeah its hidden behind a home entertainment center...
     
  12. narcissist

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    Step #1:
    Choose someone to stalk.

    ...That's about the extent of my knowledge in the area.
     
  13. DrBungle

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    You're a quitter.
     
  14. XerxesX

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    Stalkingh lesson nr 23: "I love you" might help a few months. In case one is "power"-stalking. If its silent, you need a few good basic guises and a few walks.
    Nr24: Its easy to stalk bungyjumpers, as long as they are stuck with their rubber-toy.
    50:The first ia a slashing motion across the jugular vein.
    51:The second is a backhand thrust to the side. Emptying the bowels.
    52: The third is a clean thrust to the heart, while controlling the motions of the stalkee with the off hand.
    53: Change of shoes, adress, etc.
    54:Find someone to stalk. ( Based on size and shape of ones favorite fetish ). Ass, Wallet, Tits, car, biceps, Hacienda, playground, ethnicity, age, sex.
     
  15. Nursey

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    In that order?
     
  16. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Hey buddy this is a family show here. Geez
     
  17. Joeslogic

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    Xerx is a secret agent from Germany sent to the Central America region to assist with keeping the identities of the Nazi war criminals secret and safe. He is from the old school the last of a dying breed and his techniques show it.
     
  18. XerxesX

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    I was trying to give you aserious answer Joe. I have given up now. Met germans yes. Worked for No. I might have worked for Nato in germany in
    Did a german spy a favour some years ago. Your man did not like that. Got an offer for "something" some months ago. Would have been great work; ( possibly for everybody ), Communications would have been the game.
    ( It allways is )..........
     
  19. XerxesX

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    That was. I might have worked for Nato in Germany in 86. I only know one other that was there "working".
     
  20. Joeslogic

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    I should start a thread. Who is Xerx really? :p No one can figure it out your all right so far in my book though although that fat chick post was a bit scary. :shock:
     

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