Get three really hot chicks and put them in the dessert (after they have been checked for medical problems especially renal) and tease them with water and get them really dehydrated and hallucinating.
In the dessert, eh? So, were you thinking chocolate pudding, or do you think cherry pie might be a bit more 'fitting?'
I forgot to add the dessert part. It'll be called the dessert desert. Lot's of desserts. No water thought.