One time I saw Ulfer Engil kick the shit out out of gary colman. Not because he was black, because he was a midget and deserved it, because they built the curb so close to his ass.
What can I say....he first asked me if I found Jesus, and then he went on about Jesus being black, and then said I owed him foutry ounces and a blunt, and then threatened my life with some really shitty pocketknife. I am surprised I didn't kick the shit out of him sooner.
