Art Bell Moving to the Phillipines to marry some 18 year old

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    oohhh . bitchfight! . .

    *sits back grabs popcorn*
     
  2. diogenes

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    *pounds can of 211, joins spooon on couch*

    What're we watching?
     
  3. Ferine

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    Yeh. I do alot of work at night, so it's usually the only interesting thing on.
    Dr. Dan only wishes he could get to me....and perform a gynecological exam.
     
  4. diogenes

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    I work at night, and I don't listen to that.
     
  5. Ferine

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    No one's perfect.
     
  6. diogenes

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    Espcecially not anyone here.
     
  7. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Yes. Espcecially. :)
     
  8. diogenes

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    Yeah, that was pretty bad, wasn't it?
     
  9. Ferine

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    Nah. Mistype and mispell are two completely different things. I'm sure the key stuck...
     
  10. diogenes

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    Either way, shit happens.
     
  11. DrBungle

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    Sticky Keyboard HMMMMMM?
     
  12. Totalrecall1982

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    I'm 5 10" thought you would know that since your always looking up at me ho
     
  13. SPOooOn

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    Attack of the small people. .although I wager your probably 500 pounds or something. .
     
  14. DrBungle

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    Careful, a lower center of gravity can be quite the advantage.
     
  15. SPOooOn

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    So is getting your first hart attack when your 12 .. .
     
  16. DrBungle

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    Uh...ok.
     
  17. smurfslappa

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    Riiiiiiight.
     
  18. DangerousDan

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    Are you implying that your vagina is well proportioned and approximates a mouse's ear or are you hiding the fact that it is one of those loose meaty looking double elephant ears that look like a couple of 20 oz sirloins stuck together?
     
  19. diogenes

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    That made me hard.
     
  20. smurfslappa

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    I was thinking a bulldog eating mayonnaise is more like it.
     

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