Art Bell Moving to the Phillipines to marry some 18 year old

phillipino girl


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/art/about.html

Got to hand it to him she is pretty nice looking. Maybe moving to the phillipines would be a good move. Lot's of hot looking little phillipino chicks.

 

She's 26. And i'm sure he paid well for her.

 

After thinking long and hard he finally realized it's the end of the damn world, so fuck it!

 

you know, sometimes, I wish the world would end, so you would shut the fuck up

 

Just out of curiosity how much do you cost with the voice function turned off?

 

Re: Art Bell Moving to the Phillipines to marry some 18 year

dude she looks like she's 12 years old and has the body of a pre-pubescent boy....... you'll have to set your standards higher otherwise it's a terrible waste of the best pickup line ever.

"my name is Dan, Doctor, Dan."

 

Isn't it "Hi, I'm Doctor Dan. Is that GHB I slipped you kicking in?"

 

Actually, he's 60 years old and his wife just died unexpectedly in January. Apparently he met this girl the same month. Nothing to do with the end of the world and everything to do with his inability to care for himself and not wanting to spend his last years alone.

I'm off the market, sorry. Guess you'll just have to stick with finding you a little fillipino boy.

 

Yeah. yeah. Do you spit or swallow?

 

Wow fernie , I didin't know you listen to coast to coast

We have alot in common :lol:

And pssst don't let the guys get to you on here, their just sexually frustrated.

 

THEY'RE for christ sake.

 

well they are

 

...said the midget with the huge head and tiny body trying to smooth talk chicks on fugly.

 

Pretending to be a midget would work a whole lot better on fugly then pretending to be a doctor ..

 

Can I say it now Damnit?????????????

 

Yes go ahead . .but it better be good. . AND NO RAPPING! . .

 

A midget with a huge head? You must have me confused with Smurf, cause thats what he looks like

 

Which is why he's called smurf! . .yes ofcourse.. it all makes sense now . .how could I have been so blind all this time . .

 

ZING!

 

Bitch what're you? 5 foot 6?