Nursey killed Fugly

It's her fault, damn it. HeeeelloOoOoO! Anybody there?

 

It's the end of the world, just like you predicted smurf....

 

And worse of all, no one really loves you.

 

Smurf is out hunting 14 year olds at the bowling alley

 

Holy shit, how'd you know? I don't think I mentioned going to the bowling alley before...

 

Thats my deluxe model R.V. has a towel warmer and everything

 

Sweet! Dwaine successfully implicated... Check! 14 year olds? Check!
Oh man, can't wait to see his mug all over the paper. Who would doubt this guy did it?

 

You should go into management . . Thats one hell of a risk-analysis . .

 

Did you beat Shadow of Collosus?

 

See the difference between you and me Big Beaner Diaz is, everything I say is outlandish, and obviously satire. Albeit curde satire, I don't obsess thread after thread about how we all should fuck underaged girls. I bet you did a TON of assucking to get unbanned here...

 

Took me 2 hours. .

 

and

*ZING*

 

As it was my first offense, I only had to do a medium amount of ass sucking. I think it was 2 or 3 short emails.

 

You need a tic-tac.

 

and possibly some shock therapy.

 

Damn. You mean there really isn't any Dwaine Scum? Just somebody who thinks what Dwaine Scum says is some kind of mass production of a satirical art form who continually uses a template to make Dwaine Scum posts? Man. That is some lame shit. I demand that Dwaine Scum retract his previous statements made in the above quotes pronto!!!!!!!

 

duely noted...

 

Haha

So damn cool.

 

I hear, Video killed the radio star.