My feet,

Smell like your sisters vagina... Is this normal?

 

My pretend sister? I have a brother, though i'm not sure what his privates smell like these days . .

 

The way your feet reek up the house I am going to have to assume that it's someones deceased sister, you smelly fuck.

 

It's hard to imagine they'd smell worse. .don'they dry out eventually ?

 

I think after a couple of weeks dead bodies even quit stinking.

 

Thats what I mean .. You almost had me thinkin it was just the ones in my back yard. .

 

Yea, the ones in my yard are the same way. You can move them after a couple of weeks and they dont smell no more. Or talk back.

 

They don't ? They've been extremely talkative over here .. .probably shouldn't have eaten out the one with the mushrooms..

 

you filthy mungers!!!

 

Hey spoon, I will give you a dollar to munch on dwaine's feet.

 

damn dude, I'll give him 5 bucks if he will drink a beer out of one of my doc Martins

 

Thats fucking nasty. I bet Dio would do it. Make it a 211 he would be all over that shit.

 

I'd do it for $2. I have alot of taxes to pay and i'm whoring myself out in any way possible, except when it involves strangulation or feces - and a myriad of other things I don't have time to list - a disclaimer will be provided with services. Time is money!

I want my $2!

 

What if you just have to watch someone get strangulated?

 

My friend said he'd take you up on that offer.

 

Did I hear 211????

 

hey homies .. i just jacked off in a pot and blew a cum bubble with my straw and released it into the air... thought it would float for a while but it just fell to the ground like bird droppings and when the cum bubble burst .. there was cum all over the place ... ferine was kind enough to lick off the mess i made

 

Was that supposed to be funny?