i remember one time i was eating lunch in the lunchroom at school and you know how all of the retards always sit together? well the retards were sitting together and one retard boy started fighting with the other one and he was saying, "Skip you! Skip you!" instead of Fuck you! Fuck you! and the otehr retard started gettin all mad and was like, "aRrRr! no skip you!" and then some normal boy was like, "you can do it!!!" ------------------ I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, sitting in the moonlight, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno...
I was almost raped by a 400-pound fat retarded bitch who wore her underwear on her armpits. Don't ask me how she managed to run so fast with her ass in front her like that, but she was trying to stick my head in her twat. I had to grab a bike rack and ram it up her nose until gravy poured out of her nipples. Fucking handitards.... I hate retards. 6-7
Should that be under WORST RETARDED EXPERIENCE? Unfortunately, it was the best thing that happened with the tards.... 'Cept maybe the time I drove a lawnmower through the special ed class... Amazing how quick the handies can move, isn't it? 6-7
I had a friend when I was 11. Well, she was someone who's house I would go and hang out at relatively regularly. She had a retarded uncle named Carmine, who was, at that time, probably in his 40's. Carmine liked me in ways that he shouldn't have. One day, while their parents weren't home, this girl and her sister thought it would be extremely funny to lock me in a room with Carmine. I don't recall how long I was in there. He didn't try to molest me or anything, but he chased me around the room, pledging his undying retarded love for me the entire time, and after a bit I started going nuts. I panicked. I tried to get out, only to be mocked by the laughter on the other side of the door. I started banging on the door and they finally let me out. They were all pissed thinking I had done some sort of damage to the door and they were going to get in trouble if I did. I flipped out on them and they decided I had no sense of humor. Yes, that experience has put me off people with "special Needs" for years. Carmine obviously had some special needs...ew. Kids are sick.
Down killer... ------------------ You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.
