Oh how I hate to get up in the morning.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    ....and step on the scales.

    My fat self has lost 25 pounds in two weeks. Dwiane inspired me. Well, Dwaine and the fact that my hip is killing me from toting all this weight.

    I'll post a before and after picture once I reach my goal of a ripped and cut 237 LBS. I only have about 65 pounds to go.

    Anyone else dieting these days? Does it make you as cranky and irritable as it makes me?

    Barry
     
  2. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    If by diet you mean beer and beef jerky, then yes.
     
  3. ucicare

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    Don't you have a day job?
     
  4. diogenes

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    nah, I quit slinging coffee awhile ago. Might pick it up again though. I'm not doing anything else during the day.
     
  5. ucicare

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    I'm home today baby sitting Bugs (wife of 26 years.). She had a tummy tuck yesterday. She lost about 130 lbs last year, so she decided to cut the rest off.

    Cost me $4000 cash. Ain't that special?


    Barry
     
  6. diogenes

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    Admirable that you're still married. I'd like to be where you're at in 30 or so years, having someone that's worth taking a day off of work to take care of.
     
  7. ucicare

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    Just learn to put up with their crap. They all have it.

    We call it PMS - Putting up with Mom's Shit.

    No kidding. All women seem to have temporary lapses of sanity. When it hits, some men think that divorce is the only answer. The best thing to do is just give it a few days, and it will go away.


    Barry
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    It is hard barry... Just remember, you don't have to diet everyday. And with places like Moe's, there is a variety of shit that won't completely destroy your diet.
     
  9. Checkmate

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    25 pounds in 2 weeks seems a little much? how did you do it?

    I am currently 6'1 216 pounds 12.5% body fat. I never diet just eat well and often.
     
  10. Ferine

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    I have a fat soul. I love to eat. I'm going to be a little round old lady. :)
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    I started the Nutrisystem diet almost two months ago. Have not followed it to the "t" for instance I just got back from a week long trip that included going out with fellow associates I work with. I'm 5'7" and went from 215 to 185lbs. I have leveled off there I think it is my ideal weight.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    When is Fugly opening that meth lab, anyway? He was only talking about it on the radio a few years ago, c'mon - how long does it take? I need to shed some table muscle here, and... um, maybe get a few chores done 'round here... and write a book... maybe add a room... :shock:
     
  13. ucicare

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    Slim Fast and Crystal Meth.

    Barry
     
  14. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    What kind of counselor are you again, the pharmaceutical kind, right?
     
  15. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    What is this . .tiny fat people forum ? .. I'm 6'1'' and 176 . .god bless america ..
     
  16. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    god dman man i'm only an inch taller than u and weigh 25 pounds more..... eat some freedom fries or somthin



    on another note i'm pulling another all nighter, this time it;s a paper on roman architecture during the augustine period.... the rpof wants a unique title, he's gonna get this

    Augustine: Defining the Standard of Roman Erections
     
  17. SPOooOn

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    :lol: A+ material
     
  18. diogenes

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    That was pretty good. As for my height/weight. 6' and about 185. Not sure on the body fat %
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    AKA the Stem fast diet
     
  20. ucicare

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    I believe in the miracle of Pharmacology.

    I am taking Ritalin and Meridia. Nice combo for appetite control. Of course I can't look up without falling backwards. My equilibrium is screwed.


    Barry
     

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