The below came to me via email, from a person I used to work with. It had some really hilarious clip art photos but Im not posting all those. This shit is retarded. DISGUSTING, BUT TRUE FACTS... WASH YOUR HANDS During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ..And wash your damn hands
Really, none of those are that bad though. I'd freak out if it told me that I would shake hands with someone who had Ebola or something.
Why I open restroom doors with paper towels. Of course they have been masterbating, they knew that they were about to meet me. Why I dont shake hands. Where the hell are these weddings taking place? Hedonism? Who the fuck measured this. And why not just call it a fart?
I get in about 6:30. The pic for the 'shaking hands with penises' was pretty funny though. They replaced the door knob, with , well a knob.
That's a shame. I'll have a beer for you at 4:30 tomorrow morning. Just think of it when you get to work. Someone will be drinking a beer in your honor.
When I get up to the lake this evening I will have a cold one or two. I have been staying up there all week, drinking way too many beers. Just plain old Bud Light. LOL. I didnt really care for rolling rock, went to pittsburgh and everyone said you had to try the state beer...LOL. I dont care for Guiness, probably better out of the tap, Hornsby's is pretty good, not sure if it is a true 'Australian' beer or not. Kinda like Killians being an Irish red.
This is why I only leave the confines of my house at odd hours and avoid all contact with people. Well, I wish I could do that. But.. I don't shake hands with people, unless of course i've just masturbated.
Huh huuh uh huh huh uh huh hhhuh you said masturbated...huh hhhuhh uhhuh "Beavis, I have been to the mountain, and it is good there"
the piss one seems off...... 1/12th? wouldn’t the people that fill the pool have to compensate for the piss..... i mean if for every 11 liters of water u have 1 of piss, isn’t that a significant ratio.... damn close to a tenth..... i'm sorry i just can;t see sven the lifeguard doing some quick math in his head to figure out how much to fill the pool every week so he doesn’t upset the piss to water ratio
I've never heard of it. I think all of those "statistics" are bullshit. As the old saying goes, it's a well-known fact that 76.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Rolling Rock isn't bad for a Pale Ale. I much prefer Sierra Nevada as a pale ale, but I had Rolling Rock. I usually prefer darker beers ( hence the Sam Adams and Newcastle) but I did put it up to vote. Only one person voted though.
