The "Stuff" that gets into the cracks of your mous

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Is it considered dust? What the hell is it? I find it to be very annoying.
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Dried up semen?
     
  3. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I don't have anything in the cracks of my mouse. Must mean you are just a complete grot.
     
  4. diogenes

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    Seriously, I clean 63 computers a day, none of the mice have "stuff" in the cracks. I don't know what you're talking about.
     
  5. chester grape

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  6. diogenes

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    The only logical conclusion I suppose. Wonder what his keyboard looks like?
     
  7. chester grape

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  8. SPOooOn

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    Re: The "Stuff" that gets into the cracks of your

    You know how your skin cells keep falling off? Same thing happens with your brain cells, only they dont grow back.. Everytime you pick your nose when behind your pc you transfer dead braincells to your mouse. But don't worry, all is not lost. Scrape all the braincells of your mouse, and keep them in an airtight container. once you have enough, its time to put them back where they belong. Mix the cells with water, pour into a test tube and freeze for at least 24 hours. Get yourself a pressure pump and some plastic tubing big enough to fit your new brain-ampule. Connect the tube to the pump, insert the ampule (without the test tube ofcourse, remember kids , shoving glass up your nose is dangerous ) Stick the tube in your nose until you hear a cracking sound, this will tell you the tube is in the right position for firing. Count to three and open up the pump to the max. This will deliver the ampule just where it is needed most. And the best thing is, the water will thaw so the cops won't even find out how you killed yourself for asking stupid questions. .
     
  9. SPOooOn

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    *BUMP*


    I was just masturbating over some old posts. . I miss grimmy .. he really made me try . .cant someone go and apologize to him so's we can make fun of him some more ?
     
  10. headee

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    FYI... thegrimjesus was signed on here, lurking the other day around 6ish my time. i think it was friday... i saw him signed on. so, you know he's still reading everything you guys are writing about him, so i'm sure he'll be back soon enough.
     
  11. SPOooOn

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    Maybe if we all concentrate and think about him really hard!

    come on don't hold back ..
     
  12. diogenes

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    Clap if you believe in Grimmy's.
     
  13. chester grape

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    * closes eyes tightly *

    "There's no place like fugly ... there's no place like fugly ... there's no place like fugly ..."
     
  14. SPOooOn

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    This place'd make a beaut fantasy flick.. like the labyrinth you know . . With dwaine as the scary looking but surprisingly gentle giant, and grimey as the bickering fairy . .
     
  15. phatboy

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    Would this be like the fairy on EuroTrip?
     
  16. SPOooOn

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    That'd be the same type o' fing yeah ..
     

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