I think I'm going to put myself up for auction on ebay... I'll auction off a date with yours truly, and the best part of it is, the higher the auction goes, the better the date will be! If it only goes for $5, it'll be "Hold the extra topping on your Personal Pan, babe - I still need some cash for a 40..." - but, if it goes for a couple hundred, I just might let her get three toppings on it and stop for a soft-serve cone on the way home (and get this) even if she doesn't scrape her cardboard plate clean! I tell ya, I can go places with this...
Sorry to hear you're single again, or perhaps it's a good thing. Either way, good luck with the auction!
Ferine - I think it's for the best... I walk away from this one older, smarter, and with no feelings of regret - it's been the easiest breakup I've ever gone through. She's still not quite out of my life yet, either - maybe that's why. I'm just playing it by ear now, so far it's been a week, and we still talk almost everyday. She just buys her own shit now. Bungle - I didn't leave the lye in your garage again, did I? And as far as the nudes go, she made me promise to delete those, so you know they're no longer on my computer... :twisted: Chester - I'm cutting you off right now - you're not allowed to bid on my auction.
