HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kaye, Sep 23, 2001.

  1. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    I have a big problem!!!!!! I really need a cigarette and i have no lighter!!!!!!

    oh no!!
     
  2. Sane

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  3. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    you need your lighter for rolling spliffs? and what part does it play in the spinning prosses? you're cool.
     
  4. SexXy

    SexXy New Member

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    Why dont you stop complaining and get off your lazy ass and look for some matches.
     
  5. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    i tore my whole house apart. there not one single match or lighter. and im not lazy actually.

    lock all y'all jaws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kaye:
    i tore my whole house apart. there not one single match or lighter. and im not lazy actually.

    lock all y'all jaws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What are you black? or you just like eminem?
     
  7. kaye

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    relax and take notes while i take tokes from the marijuana smoke. so you wanna choke gun smoke gun smoke. biggie smokes the mayor, the rat slaya, the poker laya, motha fucka's say ya prayers. hail mary full of grace smack the bitch in the face take her gucci bag and her shirt off her back. jab her if she acts. funny with the money oh you got me mistaken honey. i dont wanna rape ya i just want the papers.
     
  8. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kaye:
    you need your lighter for rolling spliffs? and what part does it play in the spinning prosses? you're cool.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ERM???? let me think!!!

    1.lighting the joing
    2.poking the tobacco down (pull the middle bit out)


    Fuck!! U want a tutorial too?
     
  9. Topper

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    Got a toaster?
     
  10. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sane:
    ERM???? let me think!!!

    1.lighting the joing
    2.poking the tobacco down (pull the middle bit out)


    Fuck!! U want a tutorial too?
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    oooppppssss I mean Joint!!

    See im too fucking stoned!!
     
  11. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper:
    Got a toaster?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Yes!
     
  12. Disorder

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    hey, get on.. i just got some smoke in too, the best bit is when ya havent been tokin' for a while and have 3 guns in a row, pheww
     
  13. Tsunami

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    Of course there is a third reason for needing a lighter when making a joint..if its hash you need to burn it first.


    Toke on troops
     
  14. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    hey, get on.. i just got some smoke in too, the best bit is when ya havent been tokin' for a while and have 3 guns in a row, pheww <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    EXACTLY!!
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

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    I love watching a limey fuckstick talk all "thug" and "ghetto hard" while living in the UK... no one has a gun there... come to the states.. Ill take you to D.C. or Baltimore and drop you off in the "hood" then we can see how "hard" you REALLY are... *lol* fucking load that should have been swallowed
     
  16. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Nattered moronically, as usual, by Tsunami:
    ...third reason for needing a lighter when making a joint..if its hash you need to burn it first.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Right - when making a joint, it is necessary to burn all the hash first.

    It's quite obvious to all now, T, that you're an expert in both.
     
  17. Tsunami

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    Your continued saracsm is a blessing Emetic,makes the visits to Fugly so much more interesting.
     
  18. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    looks like you're saving on the toilet paper this month emetic
     
  19. Emetic

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    Big time.
     
  20. I HATE NAGGERS

    I HATE NAGGERS New Member

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    It's so much fun to laugh at stupid nigger wannabe bitches like you.


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kaye:
    relax and take notes while i take tokes from the marijuana smoke. so you wanna choke gun smoke gun smoke. biggie smokes the mayor, the rat slaya, the poker laya, motha fucka's say ya prayers. hail mary full of grace smack the bitch in the face take her gucci bag and her shirt off her back. jab her if she acts. funny with the money oh you got me mistaken honey. i dont wanna rape ya i just want the papers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     

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